I hope it doesn't get derailed instantly

Epic

I got rich in dnd after selling my pinky

nerd!!

Its 2023, intellect surpassed brute force hundreds of years ago

its not the "smart" kind of nerds, im one of those, im talking about the geeky ones..

And that is a bad thing how?

Very funny

we’re all nerds, we follow an oc stream on an unknown social media

who are you doing it with

WHO SUMMONED ME

(for context I've been playing dnd for 1 or 2 years now and I've been a dm a few times too)

1d4 playing for 2 years damage:

You fool, I CAST FALSE LIFE BEFORE THE BATTLE!!

One fundamental rule in my dnd club is if you roll a 1, cartoon physics happen. So one time, we were running from a boulder Indiana Jones style, and one party member tried to hit it and rolled a 1, so the boulder just randomly started bouncing everywhere like a bouncy ball and caused a cave in

The fifteen anvils