My white van has "lure"

My humor has Curse Of Vanishing

just came up with a new burn. its "you have the 'bane of bitches' enchantment"

the children in my basemant for some reason have mining fatigue in my mine

welcome to 1930

the corpses in my freezer have tasty IV

My p3nis have piercing V

it has so much piercing it has more than IV which is the max level

my dick has peircing V, Lure III and Attraction LXIX

My dad has all enchantments with level 255 combined if i hit my sister

Why do the children have curse of blindness and poison on them? I didn't do that. I just pissed on them