"I'LL INVENT A CHIP FOR MY PANTS BECAUSE I'M TOO DUMB TO PICK THEM UP MYSELF."; "I'm not going to push cash register buttons and keep track of inventory and profit."; "I'M GOING TO TURN YOU BACK TO NORMAL AND HERE'S THE DEVICE SO YOU CAN SWIPE IT FROM ME."; Here I am cops! Forget my friend trying to distract you while I sneak out to find the culprit."
