Kaizo Mario but every time i die my father beats me

we should skin cory's dad and pour salt all over his skinless body after a lemon juice shower

that's how Josiah takes a shower.

i'm not joking.

we is da bois 😀

i **Z** that you changed the first letter

zes

wait zou cant use "z" anzmoze??

i can but it has to be a capital Y

GODDАMN

talk about oppzession am i zight?

zeah it zucks

cant even zay "z" too??

wtf???

what even happened, how come zou cant zay ceztain lettezs?

How would Cory's dad react to just seeing a feckin carton of orange juice sprint at him

I’m going to make voiceover for this

alright

Something like
“Aw man missed the jump”
“Wait”

"NONONONO"

Insert the sound of violent beatings

I agree with noiseynoise

Wait his dad what

yeah

Cory's mom is dead and his dad is abusive

AAAUUGGHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHH THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH YOUR STORYTELLING TALENT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

I agree with funnibunni here RIGHT?!