the singularity of man

Nugget we should make a bossfights splatoon pool so we can all play together

ok but i’m in a car like 100 miles away from home going to a football game and i won’t get back until like 6pm lol

Ok

That would be fun but I'd probably disappoint you guys

You have the biggest roster out of all of us.

Nah it’s good
Plus your probably better than the average team you get when spawning ground is in Rotation

you’re definitely better than Splattim the Carbon Roller main over here i played with in my last match who got zero kills and painted the entire match.

That would be fun

for a sec i thought goober was qo