Basic rules apply. If romance straight bi males.

Quincy: ah good morning. Took you three days to finally wake up

f**k i forgot to add something for him to say so

Classic Crusher: "Huh, where am I?"

Tengen: oh hi

Quincy: ah good morning. Took you three days to finally wake up

Tengen: that makes sense *sits up* so uh why am i here?

Quincy: that's for me to know and you to find out

Tengen: *stares at you blankly* are you trying to be cryptic?

Quincy: sure, we'll go with that

Tengen: *stands up* okay kool so anyway *looks around*

Quincy: don't even try to leave, my crew will kill you before you get off the ship

Chlorine Viper: What? WHERE AM I?

Quincy: ah good morning. Took you three days to finally wake up

Viper: THREE DAYS?

Quincy: yep

Viper: Oh... come on... Where am I?

Quincy: on the Neptune
-you recognize the name. It's the most famous and feared pirate ship on the seven seas. It's also called 'the phantom of the sea's since it only sails at night-

Viper: Why am I here?

Quincy: that's for me to know and you to find out

Viper: Oh.

Quincy: to be honest you're lucky you aren't dead yet

Viper: Dead?

Quincy:*nods*

Viper: Okay…

Mel: Holy shit…*They mutter as they open their eyes* HOLY SHIT! *They panic, flailing their arms slightly*

Quincy:*laughs* good morning

Mel: Uhh…morning? Where- Whuh- why? What am I doin here wherever this place is?

Quincy: that's for me to know and you to find out

Mel: Uh…why? *They felt the ground rock* Are we on the water..?

Quincy: yep

Tommy: Wha- OH FU- *jumps and sits up*

Quincy: ah good morning. Took you three days to finally wake up

Tommy: your joking. *he reaches for his sword*

Quincy: don't even bother I took your sword

Tommy: f**k you.

Quincy: now that isn't very nice

Tommy: *mocks her* "Now that isnt very nice" Maybe you are stupid like I thought *heavy british accent*

Quincy:*also has a British accent* shut up before I kill you

Tommy: Try me.

Quincy: you're on a ship full of vampires I don't have to try

Tommy: Shit-

Quincy: so I suggest listening to me.

Tommy: Whatever.

Quincy: *rolls her eyes

Tommy: So what the f**k do you want.

Quincy: that's for me to know and you to find out

Tommy: Great- now she's speaking in f**king riddles

*chuckles* we playing pirates now? How entertaining

Quincy: oh shut up.

*smiles* this could be fun

Quincy: this isn't a game.

*chuckles* i know that, but wat is it… thats the question

Quincy: let's see, you woke up tied to chair on a pirate ship with the captain in front of you, take a guess what it is

A play? Idk *chuckles* ive been around a long time it could be anything with you kids these days

Quincy: not even close

*sighs* well thats a shame… so y am i here?