Smurf cat drip

Threw an alligator into a Wendy’s drive through and got arrested for “assault with a deadly weapon”

How did bro get an alligator to a Wendy's

He had it in his vehicle if I recall correctly.

How'd bro FIT it in there?? Was he driving a plane?

It believe it was a young alligator.

Oh ok

a fworida man cawed 911 aftew ppl denied his kitten access to a stwip cwub :3

Pussy wanted to see pussy?

yea!

I once heard about a guy who ~ejaculated~ let it go on an Olaf doll and a stuffed unicon

I meant cross ejaculated out btw

Meant to

not that crazy but funny, I remember seeing it on the news that a florida man drove a golf cart into walmart and tried to run over people

Bro was angry cuz America was losing the solheim cup

Florida man tries to invade a city with an army of turtles

The shell empire!

Bit off his own nippers and slapped his wife with them.

That or forced 26 people to play yatzee for 2 days straight.

I remember seeing the first one lol. Can't imagine the 2nd one🤣🤣😭😭

Yeah lol

chewed a homeless mans face off for being homeless

Ew WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K!!!!!

also man who vaped his own semen and then claimed the “national semen vaping record”