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78 views 2 upvotes Made by anonymous 2 years ago in potatos_island
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[deleted] M
3 ups, 2y
When I was 6, I made a fart joke online, and people told me to kill myself. Uhh...i forgor☠️
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1 up, 2y,
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I said "beep beep lettuce"
I didn't want mt dad to know I put my p*nis in the dishwasher
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y
Sounds Autistic. | image tagged in sounds autistic | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 2y,
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You can still feel things that happen to you even after your dead. I guess I should be grateful my husband loves me after all this time.

theres one
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2 ups, 2y,
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1 up, 2y
i can go find more
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1 up, 2y,
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LMAO WHA
1 up, 2y
idk if you got it or not but to sum it up
necrophilia
1 up, 2y
I was cuddled in bed with my wife, happy and warm, and I drifted off to sleep.

I woke up in the darkness of my room, and remembered…

She died almost four years ago…

(That’s three sentences but I don’t care :])
0 ups, 2y,
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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0 ups, 2y,
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0 ups, 2y
one time i eated a bees.

it hurted me. 😨
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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