Thunderpug picked himself up weakly. Barely managing to stand on his own four legs, he very painfully crawled over to squishy, who reformed himself again. Unable to bear it any more, thunderpug collapsed..
But, as he still noticed, he was still moving. He painfully moved his head to look down, and saw squishy, straining to keep his cells from producing acid and radiation, carrying him over to knifeboi's body, and eventually setting thunderpug down. Thunderpug looked down weakly, and thought something.
"Ironic. A knife dies by being cut in half."