A "The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey" RP! because the game is GOLD-

Moon: Wth Who are you and why did you break in?

???: Pfft, Andrew look at their face!
Andraw: Ashley knock it off-

Moon: why are you 2 even here?

Ashley:wellll, we, like you i'm guessing, are very hungry, and we need food-

Moon: and?

Ashley: well, you ARE meat...
Andrew: You go right to that?!

Moon: oh no you wont *runs out apartment door*

Andrew: Really?
Ashley: Whatttt?

*runs to ikea*

Ashley: ... we have an ikea here?
Andrew: Idk-

*gets a chair*

Andrew: WHEN TF DID WE HAVE IKEA??!

*buys chair and runs home holding chair*

*both confused on when they had an Ikea*

*trows the chair into the apartment from the door*

Andrew: *Gets hit with it* DAMN IT-

*runs back to ikea for another chair**

Tengen: damn you could have knocked at least

??: Oops, sorry... not-
??: Ashley-

Tengen: well anyway ima botta bust down my door so if you dont mind ima just ... leave

Ashley: Noooo, we need food! and well...
??: Ashley no-
Ashley: Andrew shut up-

Tengen: ya'll was gonna eat me huh?

Ashley: Unless you got food-

Tengen- well uh *picks up homemade battering ram* i boutta get out of here and get food

Ashley: Damn-

either that or i jump from my balcany and risk killing myself so yeah but then again there is a way i could do that

Ashley: hmmm, andrew, let's let him on our plan-
Andrew: Hell no-

Tengen: what plan? to get out of here?

Ashley: You up to help?

Ashley: Mhm!
Andrew: Ughhhh-

Tengen: im listening

Ashley: ok, so the other person next to us tried to summon a demon, died, but left the ritual in place-

Tengen: so we summon a demon with someone as the sacrifice?

Andrew: Well, there are two gaurds blocking anyway out, one on this floor, one two floors down, we plan to kill two birds with one stone.
Ashley: Or two wardens with one demon in this case-

you mean those annoying motherf**kers who insist they are bringing us food? well i guess that makes sense but again won't the demon want something in return?

Ashley: Not if their the sacrafices-

and that must be me right?

Ashley: oh no, we offer the wardens-
Andrew: Ashley- oh you said something sane-

that makes sense

Dream: *picks up his sword* What the hell do you think your doing.

??: I-
??: Andrew don't be a puss!

Dream: *holding it at the ready* Well?

Andrew: W-we should go
??: WUSS!
Andrew: Ashley!

Dream: You should.

Andrew: See??
Ashley: But I'm HUNGRY!!

Dream: *throws the sword so it impales the wall between them* Why are you here.

Ashley: Food

Dream: take what you want then get out.

Ashley: OK!

???: *walks into the room* Wait what

Andrew: Oh god, who now?

Dream: Go back to bed, George.
George: Why are there people in our house....

Ashley: This seems Ga-
Andrew: Sorry sorry, We'll leave, come on Ashley
Ashley: Andrewwwwwww-

Dream: Thank you.

*Gone*

Dream: That god