if zombies were real, what's stopping them from eating each other.

It hasn't stopped me for over four hundred years now, so I would have to agree.

I don't give a shit, I want my burger.

Agreed, and I don't want no crusty vegans trying to take it out of my hands

Speaking of which...

what jeffery dahmer said

Doesn't stop me either

Also, people believe trees speak a language we can learn, and trees communicate with mushrooms, and...
I think soon vegans are eating some plants that we understand waht they saying