no joke ocs please, or bambi

Wilbur: Oh god-

Doma: Hello Wilbur, lovely seeing you again.

(WAIT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS U WHO POSTED THIS HI)
Wilbur: Pleasure to see you also-

(YES HI! THANKS FOR COMMENTING)
Doma: your probably wondering why I called you here.

Wilbur: Very much so.

Doma: I have something to talk to you about

Wilbur: *Mind: Shit-* Yes sir?

Doma: there is a lie about me going around, have you heard of it?

Wilbur: *shocked* I have not.

Doma: Oh lovely, then I have something to ask of you Wilbur. I want you to get rid of anyone you says I'm a demon. A terrible rumor it is. *starts tearing up*

Wilbur: Yes sir. I will. Dont worry.

?: what are you doing there Wilbur?...

Wilbur: *Holds sword above his head* I was given orders.

Doma: Oh please, it's true. now hurry along! * waves goodbye*
*as you walk out of the room and down the hallway, you see to people whispering something while looking at you*

Wilbur: *approaches them* is there a problem?

Doma: great, lovely! this is why your my favorite!

Wilbur: Thats too kind of you sir.

?: haven't you heard that Master Doma is a demon? He's so rude and mean, no emotions at all!

Wilbur: *grasps the hilt of his sword* What was that?

??: haven't you noticed that he shows no emotion. He was probably yelling at you.

Wilbur: *pulls out his sword* He was not. He was giving me specific orders.

Doma: *looming behind you*, my my, your quite a fast worker.

Wilbur: *glances back at him* hm?

Raymond: A day being born female isn't good-

Doma: Hello Raymond, lovely to see you. Come, have a seat please.

Raymond: ok sir-

Doma: before I get into what I brought you here, How was your day?

Raymond: very good

Doma: pleased to know. There is a lie going around the cult, about me.

Raymond: oh?

Doma: that I'm a demon, a terrible rumor really.

Raymond: Oh my!

Doma: *tilts his head and smiles* Lovely! I'm glad I can count on you!

Raymond: Yes sir.

Doma: exactly! Why would anyone think such a thing

Raymond: why did you call me tho?

Doma: I want you to get rid of anyone who brings this rumor up.

Raymond: ok!

David: whaddya need?

memechat?)

sure

Thank you! Can you send it pls?)

you got to follow me then I can start it :)

(kk!)

S: oh yes sir

Doma: lovely that you came *he smiles at you*

S: *smiles back* now, what did you need me for? is it to take someone out? you know how much I love that!

Doma: *pats your head* Your half way there! *he pauses, then looks at you again* there's a rumor going around about me.

S: a rumor? what kind of rumor sir? *he tilted his head*

Doma: oh you haven't heard? Let's just say that people are saying I may be a demon. Annoying isn't it *he smiles at you*

S: oh how awful! who would dare spread such an outlandish rumor about you! I'll rip their throat out!

Doma: I know! I bring people into this cult to give them protection and shelter and this is how I'm re payed? I'm counting on you to find the source of this rumor. Could you do that for me S?

S: of course! you can count on me my lord!

Doma: Quite the interesting blood demon art. *he flicks one of his golden fans out*

S: why thank you

?: Well don't you think that he's rude and mean. I rarely see him do anything except sit in his room all day being pampered.
??: *nods in agreement*

S: *after seeing that no one else was around he got ready to knock them out*

Doma: oh dear. No bother tho, I'm glad that your have taken care of some. What have they said?

S: just like you said, they were accusing you of being a demon, they also said that you were cold, mean, and had no feelings.

Doma: Please, just call me Doma. I thank you for your time. Now run along! *as you walk out of the room and down the hallway, you see to people whispering something while looking at you*

S: *focuses on their whispers, blocking out any other sound*

Doma: *he crouches down to get a better look at you, then you notice something weird about his eyes*

S: hmm

Doma: Alright then! I trust your judgement with the current situation. Don't disappoint me * he smiles at you eerily*

S: you can count on me master Doma! *he looks towards the traitors and thinks "been a while since I ate, I wonder how I should cook them"*

Doma: Something wrong S? * the two eyes read upper moon two*

S: no of course not! *thinks "amazing, so I have been serving an upper moon this entire time, incredible"*

?: didn't you hear? A girl went missing in the cult a few days ago. I'm not sure I trust Master Doma is really keeping us safe.
??: right? he might be demon for all we know.

S: *clenches his fist and walks over to them* what was that?

??: w-what are you doing S. What did we do?

S: sorry fellas, just doing my job! *he knocks them out by temporarily cutting off the blood circulation to their brain* (aka neck chop)

Doma: *cuts his arm and offers you his blood* if he believes you are worthy, you shall be a kezuki.

S: and if i'm not?

??: oh S, are you okay. I know you just talked to Master Doma. Did you get in trouble?

S: of course not so, what were you talking about?

Doma: I believe Muzan-sama will find you very useful

S: w-wait what? wow what an honor

Doma: then you will continue to serve me for the rest of your days. * he smiles eerily*

S: *thinks "seems like a win-win" before taking and injesting the blood*

Doma: *is right behind you* My, My, you are a very fast worker.

S: *turns around* oh master Doma! I caught these traitorous welps tarnishing your name!

Doma: Do save me part of the girl, though she is not the best behaved, she is quite pretty.

S: hmm? okay then

Doma: *looms over you* I assume your a demon as well?

S: *his head which is always covered in a cast split open for a split second*

?: haven't you heard? they say he ate a girl! are you sure he didn't hurt you? He's so cold and mean, he has no feelings.

S: oh really...? *looks around for any on lookers*

Doma:*licks the rest of his blood* I guess we will wait.

S: I guess we do

Doma: oh dear. whatever might we do with them. anywho *he crouches down and smiles at you* thank yuo for your help

S: oh no problem master i'm just doing my job! for what will happen to them, just let me deal with them, the'll never accuse you of anything ever again

(hey?

Doma: Hmmm... *looks at you* Do I really come off as those things?