Hmmm, skinned cans

You know how when you open the can, it makes a loud fizz and some soda squirts on you, now imagine that, but with blood squirting on your face as it make this terrible screeching sound.

Literally what happens when you forcibly goatse my anus

NO

i remember that cursed image.

Skans

Ok last one, probably not.
Wouldn't it be creepy if you crushed the can, but instead of hearing metal noises, you heard bones snapping, maybe a pimple or two popping and the juices go all over your body and face. Perhaps even the skin bursts open and creates this meat-volcano that erupts blood when you set it down. idk

That's what happens when you crush my balls

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IT'LL NEVER END.
Now that you have seen how disgusting and wretched it is on the outside, let's take a trip to the inside, shall we? As you see the can, bleeding, helpless, dead, you wonder, "Can I eat it?" You take a big bite outta that sucker, and you are greeted with the worst stench possible, and not to mention the fluffy, yet crunchy texture of the outer flesh. The worst is yet to come, as you immediately feel the cold gush of stale blood on your lips. You continue to suck the blood outta the can, waiting for something weird to happen. When out of nowhere, the whole thing collapses in on itself and cracks in half only to reveal the most horrible image known to man. Feast your eyes on the inside of the corpse, filled with rows and rows and rows of dull, but bloodied teeth.

P.S.
a dead gerbil wrapped in some sort of clear moist plastic that smells like poo is in there

So DEFINITELY not the last one,
Imagine this, littered can on the ground, full of puss, blood, mucus etc. Now since it's been there for who knows how long, it's green and covered in rotting skin. And when you pick it up, it shrivels up and bleeds. Black blood.

Literally me during the day

just imagine taking a sip outta that and saliva all of a sudden, it starts bleeding

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Not the only thing to go snap snap tho...

Literally my cock