imma try to write this before it gets uploaded

Collector: ok so you are just gonna have 100 lives to make this fair?

bob: yea

Collector: how the fuсk is that fair again?

bob: you know me, I'm pretty weak

Collector: Well then, (gets out his sword) lets get started.

bob: (throws potato but misses)

Collector: You're gonna need to actually aim idiot

bob: (throws potato and it hits)

Collector: OW! Better put on my helmet then.

bob: (throws potato very hard)

Collector: That hurts? That kinda hurt...

bob: Yay!

Collector: (slash)

bob: yey

Collector: (slash)

bob: yy

Collector: (slash)

bob: y

Collector: (stops) Are you really going to waste your lives like that?

bob: ye

Collector: (slash) That's 96 left buddy.

bob: no its not its 98

Collector: Are you stupid?

bob: fuсk the gaslighting didnt work

Collector: (slash) Admit it buddy, you're not winning this.

bob: GAH! TAKE THIS

Collector: ?

bob: (throws much bigger potato)

Collector: WAOH (bonk)

bob: hehe

Collector: (picks it up) TAKE IT BACK I'M NOT HUNGRY (throws)

bob: whoop (flat)

Collector: (on notepad) 94...

bob: i placed a landmine on the floor

Collector: (picks it up and deactivates it) haha very funny

bob: fuсk you

Collector: (reactivates landmine and throws it to bob) mhm

[bomb explodes on bob]

Collector: So, this is how you put up a fight?

bob: you know what 93 rhymes with?

Collector: what

bob: hehe- YOUR MO-

Collector: (lazer beam)

bob: ha lol

Collector: (lazer beam again)

bob: imagine missing lol

Collector: (lazer beam again) I just want to be done with this (sighs)

bob: sorry for insulting your mom

Collector: How did you even know my mom's name was Mindyt Ree?

bob: wha-

Collector: jk (lazer)

bob: grrrr

Collector: (lazer)

bob: 88...

Collector: (lazer)

bob: stop wait lemme count

Collecter: (lazer) YOU ALREADY COUNTED

bob: you made me lose count, uhhhh 87?

Collector: just, stop. lets end this now.

bob: NEVER!

Collector: (lazer) (sighs)

bob: lets make this interesting (pulls out dual portal)

Collector: WHat the-

bob: (steps in) HAHA NOW WHAT

Collector: WHAT THE FUСK IS THAT-

bob2: to make things fair both bobs will share the same lives

Collector: WHAT H-HOW

bob: (throws potato but misses)

Collector: I'm taking this (takes dual portal and puts it in pocket)

bob1: wha hey

Collector: (lazers both bobs)

bob2: we have 84 now, what now?

bob1: (pulls out dual portal) GET IN

Collector: WAIT-

bob3 and bob4: ha too late

Collector: (lazers all 4 bobs) hmm, if they dual to 8, this shouldn't go on for any longer

bob14: YOU IDIOT, WE DUALED TO 32

bob7: ha lol

Collector: At this point it's just aim practice, but I feel like there is now the problem of all of these clone bobs running around. I must research this and examine this structure.

bob28: lol

Collector: (lazers all 32 bobs with perfect accuracy) I only need to do 28 more, I guess they don't know having more clones sharing the same health is not beneficial to them.

bob2: hehe lets undual now

Collector: what.

all the bobs: (goes away)

Collector: OH NO YOU DONT WE ARE FINISHING THIS.

bob19: aaaaaa quick run

Collector: (lazers all of the bobs with perfect accuracy) well i guess i'm done now, but I wonder what this does.

bob: i finished undualing, do you want the dual portal blueprints so i can have my portal back?

Collector: Sure...

bob: (gives blueprints and takes portal)

Collector: sigh

too late

:(

well i made the first part so you can read that

yay

Bobus

i love how bob tries to gaslight collector

yea