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this close to hiring an assassin to end it all

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There I Am Gary! | image tagged in there i am gary | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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This reminds me of a story I read about this person that watched Shrek so much he ended up somehow summoning him into his bedroom. Because this man worshipped Shrek so much, he would do anything for Shrek, and he meant anything. I forgot what all happened, but from what I remember that guy got f**ked in the ass to the point where he got ripped in half and when the man's father came into the man's room Shrek said something, again, I don't remember what exactly, and word for word I read, "then he let out an ear piercing roar as he let his green ogre goo inside me, and then he vanished"
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I have that
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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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hey my weird discord friend has already sent that one
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A turn of fate when context is given.
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I have been blessed from the heavens
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I am so turned on and so disgusted at the same time
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Crap…
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Theres a piece of ham stuck in the back of my mouth
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I know your pain well
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Send help
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I am so horny yet disgusted at the same time
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