no joke ocs|no bambi ocs

Ignia: *sighs* why are we here again?
Me: because Althea said that someone was doing some timeline altering shenanigans.

*gunfire and screaming*

Ignia: *materializes a scythe*
Me: Ignia, you're going to scare them.

Russian Soldier: ЗА СЛАВНОГО ЦАРЯ! (FOR THE GLORIOUS TSAR!)

*gets ptst*

(such is the life of a soldier in war...😔)

SARGE, THE ENEMY GROWS TOO NUMEROUS TO FIGHT BY NORMAL MEANS! WE HAVE TO DEPLOY THE GIGGLER

Random soldier: YES SIR! *deploys giggler*

im probably chilling in a ditch with some soldiers.

*there is gunfire and screams all around you*

lol im not apart of this. though is this was happening i would probs be shooting at something

ok

"Gott mit uns!"

(OOC: I am a German soldier, but I don't support fascism, I was just drafted into war)

*gunfire all around you*

"Scheiße!" *takes cover*

*One german is on the ground screaming in pain*

(Army AU of these dudes. The first and second guys are brothers.)
Gabe (the first guy): *quietly* I wrote to Mom that I am probably never going to come back home.
Charlie (second guy): What? You will come home. It’s always dark with you.
Nate (fourth guy): We were all dragged into this. I understand what Gabe is saying.
Ryan (third guy): I never wanted to do this, I just wanna go home…

Nate: *shoulders tense*

(i messed up, sorry)

(it's ok)

*One guard gets his head blown off by a sniper in the distance*

Gabe: No, no, no…

Mitchel (Mercernary): GET DOWN! ELITE SNIPER UP AHEAD!

All the guys: *they fearfully get down*

*Another soldier's head is blown off in the distance before a grunt is heard by the elite sniper, signaling that he got shot*

Charlie: *wince*

Mitchel (Mercernary): No time to be crying! The truck's almost here!

Charlie: Yes, sir!

*They got in the truck and rode off to Fort Blutvergießen, where jews and captured soldiers were being held.*

Nate: *sigh*

*You would hear the sound of crying in the building*

Ryan: *he feels a tad guilty*

*There are also the sounds of germans screaming as they get shot*

Ryan: Ack...

*Mitchel and everyone else wait for the signal*

All of them: *waits*

*Another soldier gives the signal from inside the fortress windows, they then start moving again*

Gabe: *looks around*

*They see corpses upon corpses and soldiers rushing towards the building at the same time*

Gabe *under his breath* Holy sh—

*They made it to the fortress walls where the gate has already been destroyed*

Gabe: *rubs his eye*

Mitchel: Remeber to look out for any stragglers still standing around. *they start walking into the building*

Nate: *nods*

*they start walking up the stairs, walking through different hallways untill they reach the courtyard*

*gabe is thinking abt life*

*there is a german standing on a pile of bodies with a machine gun*
German Soldier: Ihr werdet da zugrunde gehen, wo ihr steht, Amerikaner! (You will perish where you stand, Americans!)

*gabe is thinking* I’m so glad I wrote to Mom. I am never coming home…

*he starts firing his machine gun*
Mitchel: GET DOWN!

All of them: *gets down*

*Multiple bullets fly past you*

Nate: *shoulders tense*

*Mitchel throws a grenade*

*G rubs his eye*

*the german blows up*

*Ryan watches the explosion*

*the german was blown to pieces*

*Charlie looks away*

Mitchel: Well, we done it. We got their fortress!