Dr. Magnusson really doesn't want me ruining his shitty microwave casserole

I'm reporting this to Dr. Breen.

In the Black Mesa employee Manual & Rulebook, Section 3 Part II

"Employees may not create or set up traps/mechanisms including but not limited to laser mines, bear traps, and squeezing walls."

Like Arne goes and eats all the donuts then gets the shits when I ruin his casserole for revenge

I thought it was that security guy Otis eating the doughnuts.

Nah Otis is innocent

Bro I've seen him chowing down on the doughnuts. Breen already spends $500 a month on doughnuts, and he's only spending that much because my research group witnessed a security guard get brutally mutilated by a captured vortigaunt.

Otis burns through the guards doughnuts stock, it's Magnusson that eats the science teams (rather small) doughnut stock

Oh yeah, forgot we get different doughnut stocks, since last time security and the science team shared doughnuts.....

Yeah

Wait, the security get more doughnuts then us?

Otis.

oooohhhhhhh

Yeah, not trying to be mean to the guy but he might want to cut back on the eating a little.

Fr