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Anybody have any bleach? i need some for my eyes

Anybody have any bleach? i need some for my eyes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
233 views â€Ē 15 upvotes â€Ē Made by BoredomRex 1 year ago in cursedcomments
42 Comments
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
There are funny jokes and bizarre dark humor but what in the finger licking Kentucky fried frick is this degeneracy
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
copypasta, i had a friend on discord who sent that shit, but he got banned from almost all the servers i was in (for obvious reasons) though he wasnt my friend at that point
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
i need the link to the meme this comment was on to be sure this was true
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
see for urself man imgflip.com/i/7zncqj
0 ups, 1y
ty
*looks*
0_0
2 ups, 1y
i saw the word "gerbil" and now im scared for life
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
i wish i was there to join
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
You want cursed comments mate?
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
been inside 😏 of cursed comments
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
0 ups, 1y
that was sort of how he looked like
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
aight ima take that as a yes
0 ups, 1y
take another screenshot
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
what did i just read
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
I have a (used to be) online friend who posts shit like this X_X
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
all the time tho
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0 ups, 1y
Holy shit.
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
I cried. In front of my teacher. At school
0 ups, 1y
good luck explaining that to ur teacher 😭 R.I.P 💀ðŸŠĶ
1 up, 1y
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
this reminds me of the 'I like monkeys' story
0 ups, 1y
I have no clue what that is, and nor do i want to X_X
1 up, 1y
Id do it if the gerbils didn't die
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Theres more where that came from :D
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass.

I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me.

The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
0 ups, 1y
dude what the f uck
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
0 ups, 1y
FINE
FINE
I have more
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect p**is for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
1 up, 1y
Fax
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Can you elaborate on how it's wholesome.
0 ups, 1y
It made me shed a tear
1 up, 1y
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
I wish I was one of the gerbils
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Please stop giving me all this cursed comments material
0 ups, 1y
I wish I was the poster of that comment.
1 up, 1y
WTF??????????????
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
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1 up, 1y
The F**K
0 ups, 1y
gimme bleach
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