*you could start to hear voices up ahead*
Camper (Billy): Boy oh boy! I can't wait to eat my smores! Ain't that right Jamie?
Camper 2 (Jamie): Sure is! Soon we'll have enough to start a party!
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spring:*slowly walks behind and grabs billy by the neck*
*Billy fearfuly points in the distance*
25 meters! Northwest!
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spring*release him form her grip, slowly gets up, walks 2 meters away, opens a portal, pulls out a 10 grand and throws at billy* "thats for your troubles"
Guard 11 (the one driving the truck): I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY THAT EASY!
*the armoured vehicle speeds up to full horsepower, while yours is as fast as a Lambourghini*
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spring*opens a portal, pulls out a c4 and throws it out the window*