miau

I get to choose my side effect

I choose to become spiderman

Nuh uh

Telekinesis *move stuff with mind*

You get a severe migraine every time you use it

That's what I thought you'd say

I would imagine something like incurable migraines or headaches

The ability to stop time

You stop as well

Lmao

Dammit

Infinite stamina
Basically just adhd lmao

You get infinite stamina, but no knowledge whatsoever
Also I can relate

So I'm just an npc at that point

uhhhhhhhh
teleportation

There's a cooldown and you break your ankles every time

im fine with that
its better than being stupid and breaking your ankle

Blowing up stuff up with mind

High possibility

I kinda hope you are on the low possibility

Well-

so you are on the low possibility

I might no-

t like me?

Yeah

alright

Uhm uh uhm

So you want sexual or destructive

Mmm first optio-

I assume you are joking

What if I wasnt

I don't know
I would try to think you were joking

I'm not jok-

Yo are

I'm not

Are you actually

Only pancakes

I'll call you pancakes

Why that sound like a nickname you give your romantic partner 😭

No it sounds like something you name a pet
"This is pancakes, he's nice, he doesn't bite"

If you add little before it and remove the s "My little pancake" you can piece it together

That still sounds like a pet's name

*blows up your pet dog pancakes*

NOOOO

>:)

AUUUGGHH PANCAKE NOOOO

DEAR GOD NO

I don't know

Oh shit

Now I can blow you up if I want

Uhm uh what way

What you exactly mean

Uh destructively or sexually

Destructive

Damnit
Ok fine

Why not destructive