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HERE'S A LIST OF SOME OF THE MOST DEVASTATING INSULTS I'VE HEARD; YOUR PARENTS HAD YOU FOR TAX BENEFITS YOU ARE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A PARTICIPATION TROPHY I'VE SEEN GAY PARADES STRAIGHTER THAN YO JUMP SHOT YOU LOOK LIKE THE STOMACH CONTENTS OF JABBA THE HUTT YOU DEADASS LOOK LIKE SID THE SLOTH