Will and Lian moment (Lian belongs to Rotisserie)

AWWWWWWW

Will being Will

WIDDLE GUYYY

Static Man would definitely grab the Will meat, put it between bread, go to Lian, and offer him a Willburger

He sounds like the worst possible personality ever

Static Man literally uses his omnipotent power to do a little bit of trolling

Static Man vs Fade

Static Man beat the shit out of a 17 year old because it was fun

Bro's a huge jerk

Fade cursed an entire town to eternal darkness and turned all the residents except for the mayor into ethereal shadows because he was bored

Static Man knows that he's fake and just an imaginary character so he just bullies everyone because nothing matters

Fade just causes problems because it's fun
that's his only motive

He's just like jevil

Bro's crazy

Static Man likes to just fight a bunch of gods for fun

I mean like he's similar to a zombie

Fade, despite being a ghost, has no cheesy backstory like "his friends accidentally killed him and now he seeks revenge on all mankind oooooooo" he just exists

I also drew Will infected with the Skinned disease

I wonder how Lian would feel about that

Link pleathe

"i still love you :)"

Static Man has the most tragic backstory but he just says it's 'boring' and 'should've been cooler'

you should draw Fade and Static Man shaking hands

two chaotic villains

Lian: I still love y-- *gets bitten and becomes skinned. What did you expect? He's a zombie with no skin*

Technically, he's not a zombie, he's still alive

"I still love you" - Lian's last words, before being brutally mauled to death by the Skinned Will

Like bro what did you think would happen Lian

Static Man pretended to be defeatable just so he could prank the people fighting him

same with Fade

Static Man decided to force Will to sleep in a bed made of rusty nails for his own amusement before resetting it so it never happened

He can make people sleep?
Does he have psychic powers?

Fade called the eternal darkness curse "no big deal"

Lian: this burger tastes awful, what's in it?
Static: your boyfriend

Nah 💀

Lian: wh.. what?
Static: oh yeah, no wonder it tasted bad, I forgot the special sauce *squeezes bottle of will blood in it*

Yum

Lian: WAAAAAAAAAHHH
Static: that'll be $45

Thanks

Static Man is capable of everything

He is made of static, static is everything

Oh cool

Static Man is actually a version of Ethem that started the paradox, and sat in a void for eternity, with nothing but a TV full of static to occupy him

Dang

AWW

He wants uppies