Intercepted communications from Vatnik propaganda headquarters; We have to sugarcoat this loss a little for our great orc leader. It's too big for duct tape; Lets say it works just like with whales and it's a blowhole! All natural and normal. Blowhole sounds vulgar! Nobody needs to know what our men actually do in our subs. Lets call it hole in the glory of The Motherland! That sounds too long. Let's just call it gloryhole. Nobody can say anything about that! Perfect, glory to us all. Ah, comrade tell me where I should photograph the the sims to prove it was done by NATO. Comrade, it's impossible to get SIMS now because of sanctions. Even my daughter can't play it. Ah, stupid gayeurope and muricans! It doesn't matter our Navy will be victorious like our Armata tanks on the main land!
