what the actual f***

That’s what teachers think it’s like 🥲 boys are allowed to come to school in tank tops yet WE ARENT

girls have so much more clothing options

I mean sure we do

Nah boys aren't either.

At my school it’s absolutely fine

Wait. You're a girl? And also, Wawa had too much coffee.

I did not

Yuppers I sure am :)

Wait an actual girl or are you nonbinary

Crap that sounds wrong

AFAB but today I’m felling demigurl lol

So, you feel like a guy some days and a girl some days and either neither or both other days?

Exactly!

Ok. The lgbtq people are complicated. Lesbians, bi, pan, and gay people are understandable, but anything after that is confusing.

If you need help with explanations I’m your dude :D

Thx.

<3

Yes, I thought this would happen. Forgive me, I was merely being curious.

Lol it’s fine, we can still be friends! <3

Wait no one tried to call u May? It's jn the middle of ur username. I thought people would have used that as a nickname. Ok.

Lol no 😜

Hmmm. Okay. Btw why is your other nickname Nova?

Oh yeah one of my friends said I sound like a Nova and it’s deathly close to my name so I adopted it lol

Hey. Are you interested in women, men, or other nonbinaries

Well I’ll date anyone of any gender but like I rarely get crushes so ye

Can I just call u a female pls? It's a bit difficult for me to always change pronouns bc it wasn't the thing I was taugh to do and it's just difficult. But anyways, can you pls explain?

That’s fine by me. I mostly go by she/they. Genderfluid is where you don’t quite fit right with one gender, and your gender fluctuates based on situations and/or days. For example, you wake up one day, look in the mirror, and say “hey, I don’t feel like a woman today! I feel more like a man.” So you decide to go by he/him or he/they. Terrible example but it works lol <3

Can i just call u May for a name? U can call me Child. Just to make this a lot simpler. Thx.

AWWW THATS A GOOD ONE MY SECOND OFFICIAL NICKNAME LETSGO

Guess your nickname is now May?

Ok. Sorry again. So, how was your day?

Fairly well. They decided to start a Drama group chat and I’m acting like a little gremlin 😈

Nice. So, anyone you like?

No :(

Ohhh. That's the backstory. Now see here, I have something to tell you. I have a girl that I like, so what should I do?

*cracks knuckles dramatically*

Okay so, you don’t want to be creepy or anything but look out for her body language, like little smiles your way, or if she adjusts her shirt or hair as soon as you walk in. Even if you don’t see any of that, there still is a huge chance that she likes you back. Like if you’re me, I stay absolutely silent, but I like to be around whoever I like. If you see these signs, that definitely means she likes you too. There are two ways to go about this.

1. Straight out, straight up. You find her and just straight up tell her that you like her! Easy as that. :)

2. Simple and subtle. You leave little notes or hints, like lots of compliments, or little notes. Also if you ask for a small favour (“can you hand me a pencil”) studies show that they seem to like that person more! :) good luck <3

Yea. I said it would ne weird, but I completely understand if you say no.

How is that supposed to even work? I don’t know you well except we both watch the Life Series

W-what if she says no?

Okay. Thanks. That was a long-ass essay. But thanks. This means I may still have a chance.

:)

Wut

me?

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

True

Always remember to use condoms ;)