real

he didn't meet the second requirment

how about shrek

Didn't meet the first

he's kinda tall

But waluigi is hot af

Some people think I meet the hot (or at least handsome) requirement, but I’m only 5’7

5'7" is taller than me so funsies

It makes me happy that some people find that tall enough :]

lmao

ahem.
(minus the tall and hot bit)
((maybe the hot bit idk)
(((idk)))

whar

STOP THAT'S CRIMINAL

Ha shorty

True

Imma steal Denki from you 😈

sorry whar 💀

I’m joking lol

I don’t know him lmao

Whar

Good, I’m glad you aren’t cheating on del

Oh 💀
Are y’all actually dating?

Omg you’re actually dating del

yessir

lmfao

no bro
put a ring on it first

damn

guess you can do it then

lmfao

Bruh

grahh

idk if 5'9 is tall or not, but im definitely hot (I can't deal with the fact im ugly)

5'9" is tall to me lmfao
also whar

Oh lol
Wdym?

lmao
idek

I’m criminally ugly
Also are you dating rynny?

naw we're just clowning
I think

Good, he’s not cheating on del

ong

real

Frfr

ong

bro is actually goofy

smh

ok then

weird

why

what

Hi pookie

Okay that’s so funny bro
Hilarious