Bro has a death wish

Well heck

“Hey look, unknown species of octopus with bright colors! Let’s go pick it up! I wonder what the bright colors mean…”

"why do i feel sleepy?"

F

I think that’s a dead blue ring octopus. They’re brighter when alive.
All you can do is apply compression and a tourniquet to try to prevent the sting from travelling through the bloodstream.
Bluebottles are more common, completely clear except for the Indy things running through it, and are treated with water, which encourages blood flow. It could be deadly to confuse the 2.

F to this man