i made this shit post a wek ago, and am just now posting it, lol

My secret has been exposed

*reveals self to be 2 pans, an axolotol, and a random f**king stick in a trenchcoat* sibling.

Gummy how dare you
*reveals self to be many stacks of ace cards*
I thought we were the same

How could you *reveals myself to be 2 pans, and a f***ing train*

I'm sorry what

*reveals myself to be two Scavengers from the hit game Rain World in a flesh suit*

Gummy how could you (reveals my self as a swam of bees) I thought we were numerous bees together

*reveals self to be two baby dragons in a human suit*

*reveals self to be a crayfish on stilts* tragic.

Me who is several pans, ace cards, axolotls, cats, arrows, pancakes, comic books, bass guitars, My Chemical Romance CDs, and art supplies in a leather jacket:

*Reveals self to be 14 axolotls*

*reveals self to be a shadowy orb with no true form or gender* well christ on a stick...

no, gumy is a bag of axolotl sheped gummy bears

F*CK YEAHHHHH

*reveals self to be a random pile of cinderblocks in a trenchcoat*

a gae theory, just remove the m from game

I'm a raccoon-like entity in a trench coat :3

Reveals self to be an orb of infinite knowledge and a bag of stale trader joes takis darn

They sell takis there?

Wait a minute.
WHERE DID THESE BOOBS COME FROM? AND MY P**IS IS GONE WTF

... context!?