this milk is dogShit mother

baby : ae..euh.ah
Mom : Gordon !!! He is abt to say his first words !!!
Gordon : Let me hear that !!!
baby : ......WHAT IS THAT , HOW DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO ENJOY THIS , THIS IS DOGSHIT YOU IDIOT OUTDATED MILK DISPENSER
Gordon : *let a tear of proudness roll* thats my child

lmao

I'M CRYING RN 😭

This I milk is 2 weeks your a f**king donkey mom

He looks so mad, and he’s probably criticizing food in his head before he speaks.