i named my dog healthy, so i can say im eating healthy

i named my dog stuff like that so i can say i eat stuff like that for breakfast

Chinese people moment

I named my baby a bike, so i can say I ride a bike every day

I named the kids in my basement veggies so that i can tell vegans that i only eat veggies

DAMMIT I WAS GONNA MAKE A DOG SEX JOKE

I call my kid horse to say I’m riding on a horse everyday

I named mines several children in my basement

I named my dog romantic so i can say I'm feeling romantic tonight