Shrakt.mp3

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Blook: "Funny the funniiiiii"
*Suddenly, something feels off.*
Blook: "A disturbance in the force."
Big Snom: "What is this?"

Me: Oh o. Don't tell me it's Trollface again.
*You and Blook killed him off remember?*
Me: Oh yeah

Blook: "I think it's someone else. They must've..."

Me: Must've what?

???: "They are unfit for this world."
Blook: "It's OMEGA-BLOOK!"

Me: Omega-Blook? I'm guessing this is another Blook variant.

Omega-Blook: "Not just any. I am the god of Blooks."
Blook: "He sees anyone who has done a bad as unfit for this world."
Big Snom: "All I know about this is that a mysterious Inkling did it."

Me: Boi. I wonder what's next? An Alpha Blook?

Blook: "Nah he's the best of the best Blooks. Also Big Snom what was that?"

Me: What she talking about?

Blook: "The situation"

Me: Wut situation?

The image desc: READ THIS BEFORE SAYING "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT": THE RP IS STILL PREGGO MY EGGO BUT IT DOESN'T INVOLVE TROLLFACE

Me: I thought Blook was gonna cancel this.

*No it's not related to either Preggo My Eggo series it's just like uhh*

Me: Like what?

*Idfk don't ask*

Me: I'm gonna ask anyway.
*Just don't*
Me: Fine.

*Suddenly for a second the world flickers between styles, showing a less detailed, black and white style for a split second.*

Me: What da hell?

Blook: "Oh... OH..."
Omega-Blook: "This is not good. We need to-"
???: "Well hello there!"

Me: Uhhh who dafuq are you?

???: "You know me, if you're Big Snom."
Big Snom: "It's the guy who did this!"

Me: Who?

Big Snom: "Bro did I not just say that a mysterious Inkling fugked me and did this"

Me: Who? I mean who is dis stupid mf?

???: "I'd tell you but I won't."

Me: State your mister!

???: "Wdym my mister"

Me: I meant. State your name mister!

???: "Okay whatever. I'm Luke."

Me: Ok then. Luke.

*He smokescreens his way into another room*

Me: Did he just smokescreen

Blook: "Bro it is so obvious he just did"

Me: Well where dafuq is he going rn?

Blook: "Idfk"

*Bro my friend literally said another room*

Blook: "Yeah but we don't know what room dumbass"

*My friend and I well gladly nail into a cross*
Me: ........ Bro wdf.

*Blook teleports into the Game Master world*
Blook: "Say that again."

*Your mum sweet ass*
Me: Ayo!?

*Jonny gets muted for until the next red comment*

*Bro I can still talk. So you can't mute me just because I'm irl. So don't think that your virtual things are gonna work on me*
Me: Is that true.
*I guess*

*Blook slaps Jonny*
Blook: "Don't make me get the darts out."

*Ow a virtual slap. That hurts*

*He leaves and continues the rp*

Me: I'm sorry to say this but this kinda hilarious to watch 😂.

Blook: "Ok so let's just follow Luke"

Me: Ok

*He enters Big Snom's room, only to see her tied to the bed with Luke*

Me: Wdf!

Luke: "You can't get her out fast enough."

Me: Umm Blook can. He's a fast dude.

Omega Blook: "Get out. Before I send you to the shadow realm. No, the Backrooms!"

Me: Yeah dude. And let go of her too.

*He quickly runs over to the other side, trying to avoid getting sent away*

Me: Gtfbhb.
*Wut does that mean?*
Me: It means "Get the f**k b here bitch!*

Blook: "Die"
*He attacks Luke but Luke runs out*

Me: STOP MOVING!

*He leaves us with Big Snom, so Blook unties her*

Me: At least he didn't her with him.

Blook: "We gotta get her to the hospital"
Big Snom: "That disturbance you sensed in the force... Was it..?"
*Suddenly, something else happens!*
Blook: "Now!"
*At the hospital*

Me: Ok idk what's going on rn. But I feel like he did something bad on her!

Blook: "I think he preggo'd her eggo."

Me: Pls don't tell me he's more worser than Trollface.

Blook: "We don't know yet"

Me: Well he better not have! Trollface is bad enough. And now that guy!

Blook: "Well he's not a perv who did it to 15 girls as far as we know"

Me: I know Trollface is a perv. I think he did it to like uhhhhh 80 girls or 100 girls?

Blook: "Nah he didn't do it to THAT many, you're just exaggerating now"

Me: I'm not exaggerating! I'm just phucking mad for what Luke did!

Blook: Do we attack Luke with the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE?"

Me: No? I don't we haven't.

Blook: "wdf do you mean"

Me: Idk I feel like we need to be much sneakier in order to get him.

Blook: "But the element of surprise-"
Big Snom: "Blook's right. The element of surprise is good."

Me: So maybe when he comes back. We'll be much sneakier and then we do the element of surprise on him.

*Blook can teleport*

Me: I know that. That's one way to be sneakier.

*Blook proceeds to teleport in front of Luke yelling "ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!"*

Me: Grab him quick!

*Just as Luke begins to run, Blook uses his magic to lift him in the air*

Me: Good! Now don't let him go!

Blook: "I know a better idea"
*He grabs the backrooms bat and sends Luke to the memerooms*

Me: Ok I know that works but. We could've just asked him what he do to her!

Blook: "Bro isn't it obvious he fugked Big Snom and now her eggo is preggo'd"

Me: There's no way he just had segx with her! Idefk how old she is!

Blook: "I believe Big Snom is a teen and then Luke is a full grown man (which means legal trouble if he ever escapes the memerooms)."

Me: ...... WHAT THE FU-
*Meanwhile in ze memerooms*

*Luke is being chased by nextbots*

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Four: "Don't you wanna battle to win a prize?"
X: "Oh, I don't know. I just don't know what I am, what my value is."

Sanic: Come on! Step it up!

Luke: "THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN COURT"
Gelatin: "There isn't enough room up here..."
Profily: "Don't you mean final six?"

*Meanwhile with the others*
Me: Ok so apparently Luke is some sort of pedophile right?

Blook: "Mhm"
Officer: "Where is he?"
*Luke ends up coming out of the memerooms from the elevator*

Me: He's right here officer.

Luke: "WHAT?"
Officer: "You have the right to remain silent."

Me: Yeah you phuckin' pedo!

Big Snom: "uhhh, guys?"
Blook: "OH FUGK I THINK SHE'S GONNA GIVE B-"
*In the hospital*
Doktor: "So you're saying she's in labor?"
Blook: "YES DOCTOR PLEASE LET US IN"
Doktor: "No"

Me: What dafuq you mean no!

Sign: We are allowed to deny service to anyone
Doktor: "They legally allow us to deny service to anyone, and we will. Especially to Robloxians."

Me: WDF! YOU KNOW WHAT PHUCK YOU! WE'RE GETTING IN!
*Then I try to break down the door*

*We start getting pulled away by officers*
Blook: "We shouldn't have come to an anti-Robloxian city"

Me: Since when we moved into a phucking city that no one ever likes Roblox! And who's idea to make this stupid ass city!

Blook: "Because we went to here due to their hospital promising service to everyone. Y'know what we're going to the Robloxia Hospital"

Me: 🤦 Blook, you phucking idiot. Let's just go back to Robloxia and get her to the hospital.

Blook: "Ok"
*At the Robloxia Hospital*

Me: At least this place has promising service.

Push-ups:

Me: Dafuq is this.

Blook: "Push-ups"

Me: I believe that's his name because he's doing foking push ups

Blook: "Ok we're here"

Me: Ok

Blook: "Hi doktor our friend is giving bith"

Me: Because a pedo has segx with her

Doktor: "Ok come with me"

Me: Gud

*In the room, Doktor 2 appears*

Me: Now we have 2 doktors

Doktor 1: PUSH"

Me: E

Doktors: "Not the time for E"

Me: Wdym there's always time for "E"

Doktor 1: "We need no distractions"
Doktor 2: "We're trying to deliver a baby"

Me: Just ignore me.

???: *sign language* Bring me home, O God of Blooks.

Me: Who are you?

???: *still sign language* I am Silent Blook.

Me: Oh great another Blook but silent.

SBlook: Brother, I actually have personality.

Me: By sign language.

SBlook: Yes

Me: Ofc

SBlook: Bro tf you mean "Ofc"

Me: Idk.

*He keeps doing his shenanigans*

Me: oivey

*Later*

Me: Man. This is taking a little longer than I expected

Blook: "It takes a while for a woman to give birth"

Me: Yeah. Women ☕

Literally every Doktor in the building: "Bro not the time"

Me: Just phucking ignore me. Gosh doktors.

*Doktor 3 goes and googa googa gogga's you*

Me: Dafuq?

*You get sent to court with Luke*

Me: Wut da hell! What did I do wrong.

*You're against Luke in court. You did nothing wrong.*

Me: Oh phew.

Luke: "Oh, now what is this?"

Me: Your honor! This guy name Luke is a phucking pedophile! He had s3x with Big Snom!

My honor: "How old is she"
Blook: "15"

Me: And this guy is like 21 or 22

Luke: "WHAT"
Skye: "Ok i'm not in this but that's older than me!"

Me: And how did he get her to have s3x with her you might asked? Let me explain. Luke probably just grabbed her and then tied her up in a chair forcing her to have s3x with her!

Blook: "Not true. I was secretly in their closet and he just forced her without tying her to anything"

Me: Blook shut up, I know he did. I'm just trying to do my best that he's a phucking pedophile

Blook: "I was literally in the closet how am I not speaking pure fax

Me: Idk but let's just say that Blook found him doing s3x with Big Snom and then he sends them down to the memerooms

My honor: "And how did he get out?"

Me: He probably found the elevator

Blook: "Yeah"

Me: Then we had to get her to the hospital but Blook just moved us to an anti city due to positive promising service.

Blook: "They promised service for everyone, no bias, but they're legally allowed to deny service to anyone there!"

Me: Well why do you decide to move us here just becuase of their service was promising?

Blook: "I didn't fugking move there
I took us to their hospital dum-dum"

Me: Whatever you say, you still moved us there. But in all seriousness Luke is a phucking pedophile.

Blook: "Paleo you are being incompetent I did not move our entire house/castle there, we just went there for service"

Me: Shut up you idiot. I don't give a fudge if you didn't move us here. You still are a professional idiot around this world. But for real though Luke is a pedophile as we all know that by now, so yeah your honor.

*Blook kicks you into the wall*

Me: Ok that's going to make the police to arrest you if you do that again!

*He doesn't give a fugk*
Blook: "Whatevers"
Luke: "So... I'm arrested?"
My honor: "Yes"

Me: So that means he's guilty.

*A big text popup appears saying "Guilty"

Me: Welp he's going to jail for like... Uhhh how many years does a pedophile go to jail?

Blook: "Idfk we'll just say he's got a life sentence"

Me: Ok