doin this bc fcfun inspired me to

boo womp

boowomp

Hahaha

Zad

Bah!

bro fr said

this still makes me feel something

not sure what, but it's something

why tf is he crying tho

transphobes

No need to worry
Mr just "accidentally" ran over all of them

Yeah... Let's just say that

In rapid succession

Exactly

Oopsies

Huh?

"Oopsies sorry Lian my bad"
*Traumatized*

What did you do?!

I told you I killed all the transphobes

Mamma Mia.... Welp, off to comfort Lian

Sorry Lian there uhh there was a bird I'm my car it got in my car attacked me and it distracted me

Well you should've told him to look away, now he's traumatized for months!

I was in my car

Three times consecutively

Yup

"Wh... whuh...?"

*faking it*
"Lian, what's the matter? Did I hit something? A bird had gotten into my car and it was attacking me, and I couldn't see where I was going."
*Looks at the car*
"Oh my god."

"H-hh... you... wh..."

"A bird was stuck in my car and it was mad about it okay? I couldn't see anything! I didn't mean to do that."

"S... so much blood..."

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen, I swear."

"I... need a moment... o-or a lot longer..."

"Take all the time you need."
*He stared at the mess with a look of anger disguised as sadness*

"Don't worry Lian. This isn't canon."

"Oh okay!"

"But, I will defend you in canon. Of course, not to this extreme. Now, up up and away!"
*Hovers*

"Oh."

*whimsical sound effects as he flies up and hits a plane, causing it to bounce off like a balloon*

malice (despite him not actually having a gender)

I can't even tell what that face is something like Xn0

death

paine

Deserved

"don't worry fellow skrunkly i will be here : )"

IM SORRY IT LOOKS SO FUNYY

currently putting a bit too much effort into #2

Seems like it'll be cute!