As a European, I can proudly say I will pick up a serrated steel, extra sharp, 16cm long knife and attack the robber. What's he going to do? Bite me?

As an American I say I could beat you in a fight

Uh yeah ofc you'd just blow my brains out

In a fist fight I mean

that's a bit more balanced

As an Australian I would just let my pet Eastern Brown snake and spider the size of a baby attack hin