i actually want to try here

Mr. Dark Matter: "Hm..."

void: i am here to assess your actions

MDM: "All that was bad I did was... sell loot crates that give skins for characters in a game."

void: you are irredeemable

blobie:yo this kinda looks like my void

void: you committed a warcrime again

blobie:yeah i know
blobie:look there was conflict in void number 9540 and it was gettin too bad so,your not gonna belive this, i put a landmine that, hear me out, explodes into hotdogs and i possibly triggered a chain reaction making me do a warcrime yada yada yada aaannd thats how i got here

void: i see you too much anyway just like can you dont

blobie: k *becomes 60% transparent*

Dan: Hey Void! Wassup!!!

void: stop

Dan: Huh? whats wrong?

void: you have committed too many atrocities

Dan: Huh how? (Dan Forgets stuff sometimes)

void: die

Dipper: Huh?

void: you seem agitated

Dipper: *jumps* u-uh- i am...?

void: you also seem irritated, as well as, hmmm how should i put this, timid?

Dipper: *hugs book tightly* I just dont know where I am- Mostly nervous

void: ok dipper, sit down (chair appears)

*he hesitates then sits down*

void: lets see, what are you reading?

Dipper: It-Its just a journal

void: what do you write in it?

Dipper: All the monsters I encounter-

void: fair enough, tell me more

Dipper: The little town im staying in right now is called Gravity Falls, Its a literal magnet for oddities

void: why?

Dipper: Well im staying there as a vacation and its odd because of... im not sure yet

void: well this seems awkward to ask but... do you know Bill Cipher?

Dipper: *eyes widen at his name* As a matter of fact I do

void: good i was wonder where he went

void: hello

Uhh… Hi

void: you have done something that must be addressed

Was it that time that I sung “Welcome to the Internet” at the school talent show?

void: yes

S-so now what?

void: die