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I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I AM AWARE THAT THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF IMMINENT MASTURBATION HAS BEEN A SERIOUS REOCURRING ISSUE LATELY, AND I AM HERE WITH MY BOTTOM-LEVEL SOCIAL SKILLS TO ENSURE THAT IT WILL ONLY WORSEN. I HOPE THAT THIS SERVER FULL OF MOSTLY MALE MEMBERS WILL APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT I WILL SOON BE CUMMING, AND OFFER ME THAT COVETED HIGH-FIVE THAT I SO SURELY DESERVE. AS THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF IMMINENT MASTURBATION IS NOT IN THE CURRENT RULESET, I WILL CONTINUE TO TOE THIS LINE. ANY AND ALL ACTION TAKEN AGAINST ME BY THE MOD TEAM WILL BE CONSIDERED EXTRA JUDICIAL AND I WILL RETALIATE BY MOBILIZING MY ARMY OF ALTS. IF ANY MALES WANT TO PROVIDE ME A HIGH-FIVE OR EMOTIAL GRATIFICATION, PLEASE DO SO. IF ANY FEMALES WISH TO PROVIDE ME SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, EW. THANK YOU, AND PLEASE REMEMBER: I AM NOW MASTURBATING; /J