WELCOME HOME RP (no hate, again plz :>)

*she waved at looking back down at her phone*

*he walks over* Wally: Hello there neighbor!

???:"hi''

Wally: Whats your name?

jammie:"jammie"

Wally: Oh thats a lovely name, Jammie...

jammie:"awe ty whats urs''

Wally: Wally Darling! *he says with a warm smile*

jammie:"nice to meet but i should go now"*she would smile and walk away*

Wally: Alright then...

jammie*she was back in her house napping*

Chris: - mind: I feel like I know what will happen soon. -

*wally is smiling at you and talking to seemingly the house*

Chris: uh

"Where...Am I? Why is everything so colorful?"

Wally: thats odd-

"So...why were you talking to that house?"

Wally: Oh thats home, he's technically alive

"Talking homes aren't unusual in my world" *he chuckles at the dumb joke*

Wally: Well he doesn't really talk- he uses sounds *bro completely missed the joke*

"Interesting..." (amazon home silly)

*home slams a shutter as a greeting* (oh)

*He jumps in fear after hearing the slam* "Oh shit! I thought you were jokinh"

Wally: *giggle* Im wasnt

"Jesus..."

*Wally waves at you*

"A...puppet?"

*wallly continues talking to seemingly his house*

"Hey! You! Weird puppet guy, where am I?"

Wally: Well, my name is Wally Darling, But your in Welcome Home!

"...That makes no sense"

Wally: Your in a childrens tv show

"Huh...But how is the question?"

Wally: That- I dont have an answer to

*He looks at his hands and notices the injuries, they are across his body* "Great...So by assumption I've landed here and took a big fall, I'm in some kids cartoon with a person who hasn't been seen since 19 something something"

Wally: *he notices your injuries* oh goodness- I guess that is the case-

"Hey, didn't your cartoon get shutdown in 1985?"

Wally: *quietly* Yes... I dont understand why....

"I believe it was due to a lack of funding, quality, and some technical issues"

Wally: I see...

"Yeah, and a lot of disturbing mentions about...eyes if I recall correctly?"

Wally: Oh I heard about that *he glances at home*

"yeah uhm...Look to put it simply i need to get out of this world, any ideas on how?"

Wally: Not really neighbor, I thought you knew or had the choice

"If it were a choice I would have passed"

Wally: He is a little loud sometimes...

Umbreon: ow... My head...

Wally: *very nervous laugh* Oh- uh- of course neighbor-

U: ...

Wally: Right this way- *wally yanks his arm forward and the thing lets go*

U: -ok.

*he walks down the hall to the seemingly living room*

U: ...

Wally: U... Im not sure if you want to do this-

U: look .i just want to get out of here.

Wally: Alright- *wally picks up the phone* Hello home.

U: ...

*He seems to be having a slight argument with home*

U: ... *slowly leaves*

Wally: Alright its done

U: *goes outside*

*theres a literal hole in the center of the neighborhood*

U: dooooont remember that. but ok. *pulls out of *gasp* a pack of ciggarettes, how scandalous!*

Wally: Jump in there and it'll take you home and uh- I wouldnt-

U: *lights one* what? you gonna stop me from not being stressed?

Wally: n-no-

U: *smokes it*

*wally watches in slight disgust*

U: *finishes*

Wally: *sigh* Well neighbor?

U: *walks to the hole* if you're lying to me ill kill your felted puppet ass, got it?

*wally nods nervously*

U: *steps over the edge*

*U falls for a moment then lands in his neighborhood*

U: im home!

*the hole closes*

U: ...

Wally: Oh I see- They sort of left us in here after it shut down- but we have everything we need!

U: i guess.

Wally: I could help you get out neighbor-

U: how?

Wally: We can either do it the hard but quick way or the easy but slow way

U: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

*waiting for his reply*

U: quick?

Wally: alright then neighbor-

U: ...

*wally stands and walks over* Wally: Are you alright, neighbor?

U: no.. oh shit youre a puppet-

Wally: Yes I am- Is that a bad thing?

U: no- just unexpected... where am I..?

Wally: Your in m-our, neighborhood! Formerly known as the show Welcome home!

U: huh... I recognize the name... I think I was a lawyer for you guys... *gets up* show went under because the network cut funding. didn't know the sets were still around.

Wally: Our show was taken off the network? but- why? Our neighborhood is still here- It would be gone!

U: funding ran dry, kids grew up, network decided to just use reruns...

Wally: So were just- sitting? With no purpose?

U: I mean- so am I.

Wally: What do you mean by that neighbor?

U: I'm technically your guys' lawyer.

Wally: Can you get us back on the network?

U: I can try I guess.

Wally: Oh thank you neighbor!

U: eh.

Wally: Well- what now neighbor?

U: well... the place was locked from the outside... so im kinda trapped.

Wally: The place?

U: where the neighborhood is...

Wally: Something wrong neighbor?

U: nothing... just dont remember Home tracking people so closely...

Wally: He hasn't seen anyone except the neighbors in awhile is all-

U: hmm... ok...

*home slams his shutters again*

U: *scared cuz surprise* chill Home.

Wally: Dont be like that Home! He's just a visitor!

U: ..

*Something latches on wally's wrist*

U: ! you ok?

*wally walks off and gestures u to follow*

U: *follows*

*wally walks over to his house and holds the door*

U: *enters* i know this place, before i became a lawyer i watched the show as a kid all the time... hello, Home.

*the shutters squeak as seemingly a greeting*

U: *smiles like a little kid*

Wally: Yes, home loves it when we meet new people

U: heh.

*the eyes in home's windows seem to be tracking them closely*

U: ...