Or is it just me and douche me

What

I have full on scenarios and conversations with myself.
Often hurling insults to my half-dream self, which is to say, my own hallucination of myself I pretend to see. So I imagine him right in front of me to the point where it's an actual hallucination, and I argue with him, joke with him, and confess my darkest thoughts to him.
Him being me, of course.
Also, I'll be having rap battles with the douhebag and it's a 50/50 situation; he wins sometimes, I win sometimes.
Me as a whole, a 100/100 situation because both entities are ME, thus winning every battle regardless.
It's a whole miasma of conversations with my douche-y delusion I "pretend" to have which ends up being for real.

Seek help

F**k no.

Nibba what

I have full on scenarios and conversations with myself.
Often hurling insults to my half-dream self, which is to say, my own hallucination of myself I pretend to see. So I imagine him right in front of me to the point where it's an actual hallucination, and I argue with him, joke with him, and confess my darkest thoughts to him.
Him being me, of course.
Also, I'll be having rap battles with the douhebag and it's a 50/50 situation; he wins sometimes, I win sometimes.
Me as a whole, a 100/100 situation because both entities are ME, thus winning every battle regardless.
It's a whole miasma of conversations with my douche-y delusion I "pretend" to have which ends up being for real.

Weird

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And also, take it from me, don't get into political arguments. I do from time to time and it can get old quick. And you might make enemies that way.

Just have fun! It's worth it if you just take everything here with a grain of salt. Remember, this is a meme site and nothing is worth getting upset over. You'll start to get to know the bigger users (the top point getters and those who frequent the site often) and start establishing yourself. The points will come and the funny conversations will begin.

No shit

The best way to get points and get them quickly is to comment on front page memes and the memes in "latest." Once you get to 1,000 points, you'll be able to meme comments and then you can post even better comments. And like forceful already said, upvote the memes you comment on. I would go further to say upvote the memes you comment on, even if the memes aren't all that funny. It'll still look good on you and the bigger users will start to notice this. And also, upvote all the comments you comment on. It's good form here.

And also, take it from me, don't get into political arguments. I do from time to time and it can get old quick. And you might make enemies that way.

Just have fun! It's worth it if you just take everything here with a grain of salt. Remember, this is a meme site and nothing is worth getting upset over. You'll start to get to know the bigger users (the top point getters and those who frequent the site often) and start establishing yourself. The points will come and the funny conversations will begin.