German Family RP, anyone?

Austria: “Oh shi-“ -turns and tries to walk away-

*HRE notices him and waves*

Austria: -turns awkwardly and waves back-

HRE: My child, how are you?

Chris: huh

*HRE sighs at something*

Chris: what

*he shakes his head*

Chris: I'm . . . gonna get a bite to eat

*Germany seems to be the only one actually there*

Tommy: Oh hell no-

(...Is that TommyInnit? Just curious)
*Germany seems to be the only one actually there*

(yes it is, I shouldve asked first sorry, I like using people or characters for rp)
Tommy: Uh- Hi?

(Oh, no. I like TommyInnit. I was just asking)

(Oh ok thx)

Octoling Skye: "What are they doing?"
Frostbite Skye: "I dunno."

*HRE is hovering with his black wings, Prussia is doing the same thing as his father*

FSkye: "Do we... approach them?"
OctoSkye: "I guess?"

*Third Reich scowls at something*

*They walk up to them*
FSkye: "Hello!"

HRE: Guten Tag
Prussia: Hallo
Germany: Guten Tag, Hallo!
Third Reich: Guten Tag *he smiles menacingly, hoping to intimidate them*
German empire: Hallo.

*OctoSkye is still smiling*

HRE: Wie geht's? How are you?

FSkye: "I don't speak German."

HRE: *chuckles* My bad, m'lady. I am HRE. *he bows*
Prussia: Prussia, at your service. *he tilts his head down for a slight moment*
German Empire: I'm German Empire.
Third Reich: I'm Third Reich, also known as Nazi, Germany.
Germany: And I'm Germany.

Phantom- hello. *waves*

*He nods*

Phantom- so whats it like dealing with all of them?

HRE: It's like death, everyday it feels like I'm being stabbed in the back by each of them.

Phantom- Oh- oh I see.

HRE: Yeah, except Germany. He's the good one.

Phantom- Nice, its always good to have someone to be allies with.

*HRE waves*

Phantom- how are you today?

HRE: Good
German Empire: Good
Third Reich: Miserable
Germany: Eh.
*prussia stays silent*

Phantom- thats good to hear I guess...

*HRE sighs at his family*

Phantom- you guys have family issues huh?

*HRE nods*

Phantom- thats what I suspected.

*Prussia walks up to his father* Vater, Germany and Third Reich are at it again. *You hear Germany and Third Reich arguing in German*
HRE: *groans in annoyance* I'll be back. *He walks towards the two and shouts at them in German. They stop fighting. Third Reich scowls and walks away from his son. HRE sighs and walks back over to you. He holds his hand our for you to shake* I'm Holy Roman Empire, the first empire of the German Family, and the father of it all.

Phantom- *shakes HRE's hand* Nice to meet you, My name is Phantom.

Myth stands watching them, sipping her tea occasionally

*Myth can see how annoyed Germany is getting*

Myth stops. "Sorry, Germany." She says. "I just love dark humor."

Germany: It's alright. It's not you. It's him. *he points to his father*
Third Reich: Verpiss dich! *he yells at his son*
HRE: LANGUAGE!

Myth: *knowing perfectly well what he said* WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Third Reich: I told him to f**k off.
HRE: I SAID LANGUAGE!

Myth: *conjures shadowy orb thingy and aims it at Reich* "Do you want to know what this can do to you?" Myth said in a sickenly sweet tone

*He shakes his head*

Myth grins wickedly. "The damage it does to ghosts is even worse than what it does to the living, you freaking zenci." She said that last word in Azerbaijani, cuz why not.

*Third Reich scowls, but makes a disturbing laugh* I'm not a ghost. We don't become ghosts when we die.

Myth makes the orb bigger. "Are you sure Germany is your son? You don't treat him like one." Her growl had a bit of a threat in it

*Third Reich is ranting on about how Germany should invade Israel to avenge him*

Myth: I don't think so. Germany could've just tried somewhere else.

Germany: *turns to Myth* Hallo. How are du? *His accent is thick*
Third Reich: *scowls and walks off*

Myth: *smiles* I'm fine, thanks. *transforms into a person*

Germany: *he looks up at her* (Speaking of Germany, I'm working as a soldier for Germany. {I'm part German})

((wow. That's rly kool)) myth: "soooo, ummm, hi."

Germany: Here. *he gets up and pulls a chair out for her* Good thing I lived with HRE, otherwise I'd end up like Third Reich.

Myth: "thanks" *sits down* "HRE is your great great great grandfather, right?"

Germany: Yes. *he sits back down in his seat. She can hear him slightly humming the German Anthem, Das Deutschlandlied*

Myth: *smiles* "so, what do you like to do?"

Germany: Scientifically, no. Ghosts are the souls of people who have passed that have failed to go to heaven or Hell. What countryhumans do when they die is just become immortal and gain supernatural powers. GE is the only one who is still alive and has supernatural powers.

Myth glances at Germany. "you're kinda not helping" she said softly, before turning back to Reich

*Third Reich scowls. He disappears right as GE tries to stab him*

*HRE Gasps in awe at the dragon* (He's from the time of medieval and dragons, so... yeah)

Myth puts her tea down and walks over to them. "he-hello." She stutters

Prussia: I-I thought they were dead!
HRE: No, my son, apparently they aren't. *he turns to you* I'm Holy Roman Empire. I'm from the medieval time of dragons. So does my son, Prussia, but he's more towards the end of medieval.

Myth: "I'm not from the medieval times. I came after that." *eating a cookie*

(lmao)
HRE: Oh, I bet. I can tell you are young. It was probably during your great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers time. (Or, Prince Arctic) I think I might've known him. Was his name Prince Arctic?

Myth: "yah, actually.. He's my great great great greatgreat greatgreat great great great I forgot how many greats great great grandfather."

HRE: My mistake. Care to join us? This is my son, Prussia. *motions to the one with grey, black, and white in their flag* This is my grandson, German Empire. *motions to the one with red, white, and black stripes* This is my great-grandson, Third Reich. *motions to the nazi flag* my Great-great grandsons, East & West Germany, and, my great-great-great grandson, Germany.
Prussia: You forgot GE, father.

Myth: *glances over at Germany*

*Germany is casually ignoring Third Reich by reading*

Myth: "wow a Nazi." *walks over to third Reich*

Germany: Read, draw, paint, study history, the basic nerd-stuff.

Myth: "yah, history is awesome" *pulls out book and starts reading*

Germany: Yeah. Especially German and Russian history. *they hear someone silently playing Das Deutschlandlied. All of the German family starts slightly humming. HRE breaks into singing, and the rest follow*
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt -
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang.
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang.
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang.

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach laßt uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand.
Blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland.

Myth is impressed. "Wow." She says, clapping

*Germany blushes*

*myth blushes and gets up to get another cookie*

Myth comes back with 2 cookies. "D-do you want one?" She stutters, yelling at herself silently

*he holds his hand up, rejecting* Nein, I'm fine.

*looks over to GE* "hey, you want a cookie?" Myth asks, trying not yo cringe at the sound of her own voice

German Empire: No. Try GE. She likes cookies. *he motions to his daughter who is named after him. GE is hovering in the air on black, feathered wings*

Myth offers cookie to female GE

*She takes it and smiles* Danke, Thank you. I see you have met my nephew. (I forgot how the family line was. East, West, and regular Germany are triplets, but East and West died)

Myth glances at Germany sympathetically, and turns back to GE. "He's your nephew?" Myth inquires, ensuring she heard her right

*she nods* Yes. His father, Third Reich, is my brother. German Empire is our father, East & West are also my nephews, Prussia's my grandfather, and HRE is my great-grandfather.

"Oh, that's what Germany meant." Myth realized

GE: *nods*

Myth: "so, um, do you guys have family reunions often?"

GE: Yes. (Hey, I'm gonna go to bed soon. I am on patrol at night and it's 9:00 am rn. So if I don't answer, I'm alseep)

(Its fine, I should be asleep too) Myth glances at Germany before leaving

*he waves. GE slips a small calendar into Myth's hand that has the dates of the family reunion and... a address?* We all live together, so if you want to come see us, here's our address. *GE smiles*

Myth glances at Germany again and blushes a bit before turning back to GE. "I might come over sometime." She says

((o no I made myth have a crush on Germany 0-0.))

(The funny thing is, I was the CLOSEST to the gas)
*She sees Germany glance at her, before looking back at his book*
HRE: Gut.

((💀💀💀))
*myth tries to avoid talking to Germany by striking up conversation with Third Reich* so, Reich, did you like being a Nazi?

Third Reich: That's my entire purpose. Hey, do you like Dark humor?
Germany: Dad, please don't.

Myth: *smiles evily* I did Nazi that coming, Reich

*He bursts out laughing* I made a dark version of that meme "ONe, TwO bUcKlE mY sHoE"

Myth grins

Third Reich: Wanna hear it?

Yaasss

Third Reich: Okay
Germany: Dad, NO! *he groans in annoyance*
Third Reich: One two, gas the jews; three, four gas some more; five six, nazi kicks; seven eight, bodies in crate; nine, ten I'll fricking do it again
Germany: *groans again in annoyance from his father*

Myth: *laughs* ONE TWO, GAS THE JEWS; THREE, FOUR GAS SOME MORE; FIVE SIX, NAZI KICKS; SEVEN EIGHT, BODIES IN CRATE; NINE, TEN I'LL FRICKING DO IT AGAIN!

*She smiles. GE hugs her. Myth now notices GE is 6'0" tall* Goodbye.
(Gn/gm. I'm gonna go to bed now for my shift. I'll message once it's over and before I have to go to bed again)

(Ok) myth returns the hug

(FINALLY IT'S OVER)
*GE returns to the others*

((yay ur back!))
myth follows her

"Um, hey guys!" Myth says

(I almost died today)
*They turn to her*

((oh no wut happened?))
myth freezes

(Gas leak)
HRE: Need something?

((yikes))
Myth: "I was just... Wondering if i could get you guys anything to eat or drink."

HRE: No, we're fine. *He says before looking at the others to see if they did* Hey, want to come to our family reunion that's in two days?

Myth: *trying not to look at Germany because she's worried he might think she's creepy* Sure!

(Man, I'm terrible at this)