I just wanna have a little fun oc fight between Soldier of God, Rick the inkperial technician and your oc (joke ocs allowed)

Larry: Pfft, Rick, seriously? Think I’m intimidated?

Soldier of God, Rick the inkperial technician: I'm going to get promoted for this kill
*He ignites his specialized energy sword and has his specialized riot shield out*

Larry: *mech suit hand turns into huge sword*
What kill? I’ve never known defeat

Thunderpug: a worthy adversary..

Rick: *Ignites his specialized energy sword* the pug, get ready to die, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thunderpug: *unsheaths taser claws*

let's dance.

*Rick has his specialized riot shield on him too and Rick starts running towards Thunderpug*

Thunderpug: *leaps at Rick and slashes at him*

(Man the urge to draw the entire shaderian military and make a post about one of the wars in shaderian history is kicking in)

General K’horr: bro how the heck did god freaking hire you as a soldier you’re a freaking technician

Rick: *Ignites his specialized energy sword* This will be easy!

GK: *activates arm pincer things* Yeah, it probably will. It’ll be easy FOR ME!

100% accurate Pixer: bro what

*Rick punts the square*

*He turns into a rock and then back because he's not actually accurate at all*

The Survivor: So this is our next guy huh?
The Servant: yep,
Survivor: this should hopefully be easy..

*Soldier of God, Rick the inkperial technician has their specialized energy sword and specialized riot shield out*