As a Brit, I can clarify that the law is the salmon act, and it says its illegal to handle a fish under suspicious circumstances. Also, the skeleton husk doesn't make sense considering that bugs have exoskeletons, not endoskeletons
ARMSTONG'S MOON-PRINTS CAN LAST FOR MEGAANNUMS; THEIR ARE 120 GUNS PER 100 PEOPLE; IT'S ILLEGAL TO HOLD A FISH UNDER SUS CONDITIONS IN UK; WE PRODUCE 2L OF SALIVA EACH DAY; THE AVERAGE PERSON WALKS PAST 36 MURDERS EACH DAY; A RAT KING IS A BUCH OF RATS CONNECTED BY THEIR TAILS; USA USED THE MARSHALL ISLANDS AS A NUKE TEST OF 67 TOTAL NUKES; IN AZTEC "AVOCADO" MEANS YOUR BªLLS; A MAN DRANK SO MUCH DILUTED RADIUM HE LOST HIS JAW; DURING MUMMIFICATION THE BRAIN IS REMOVED VIA THE NOSTRILS