A portrait of Milk.In.Pyroland's Will

fluffi

Poofi

This is my first drawing of him

THE SCRUNKLY

The gay poofy spider

The shorty

Question: he spider or tarantula? And is he venomous?

He's a Wolf Spider

And yes he is

How many times has he bitten anyone?

He bit Illy on accident

But due to Illy being immortal, she didn't care

He looks cute when he puts his mouth on anything coz of his 3 shaped jowls. Imagine him doing that to Lian's arm *not actually biting, just the 3*

Nobody could say no to that

Will: "Lian, can I have another cookie?"
Lian: "Will, you've had enough"
Will: *puts cute mouth on edge of table and makes eyes sparkly*
Lian: "aw.. fine"

Canon

Also Will can never stop smiling

He smiles in his sleep.

What if he's sad
Does he go (:< *read from left to right*

Yes

So he CAN frown but he CANT not look cute

Yes

He only frowns if Lian is sad or if he can't ride a theme park ride because he's too short

Hehehe the theme park part is funny

He is forced to go on the tiny little train for kids

He probably gets mad. And not just any mad. This is a level of anger only little people can reach.

What is this level

Really p**sy

W

*the vowel was an I*

If he bit someone they would have a rough time coz one: there's gonna be two big holes in them

Which could lead to infection
Two: they are getting much more venom than from a normal spider, meaning they'll be sicker

Death

Most likely, but there's probably (albeit small) chance they live

A lot of venom is in their blood tho

As in you have a slim chance of surviving if you are put on live support and pumped full of wolf spider antivenom (coz it's more than normal and slightly different coz he's half human)

(He's not half human)

*well he's definitely not a normal wolf spider so his venom is almost certainly different*

He's an Arachnan, of the fictional county of Arachnia, their venom is the same potency of a normal spider

Ah. Well there's still going to be more of it

More venom that is

Yes

It is NOT FUN

To them

Imagine an aracnan teething

Venom everywhere

And a few harmed houseguests

Yes

Imagine leaving your baby alone with a guest for five seconds only to come back to find the baby killed the guest

I'd say Arachnans are more resistant to poison and venom

As in houseguests of other species

Ah

Like a human

Death

Yeah

What if Will bit Mystery

The Funnyguy Family and Sir would freak out, but since Mr is bigger than a normal person (I'm just nicely phrasing that I'm chubby) the venom would have to cover more ground, so he'd have a higher chance of surviving, roughly a %45 chance of dying. The same goes for sir. If it was an accident, Mr would not be mad at Will as long as he pitched in a little money. If it was on purpose, Mr would hold a grudge for a while, also still wanting him to pitch in.

Will being an uneemployed millionaire:

Oh he is? Cool.

Yes, his parents are the rulers of Arachnia (the country is a monarchy

Oh cool he's a prince
Is LGBTQ+ accepted in Arachnia

I mean probably

Will's Parents: "No, son, you cannot be gay for a human"
Will: *polishes guillotine*
Will's Parents: "WAIT NO FINE YOU CAN"

They're probably not with it or against it they just don't care

Oh ok
Will: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay for a human"
Wills Parents: "Who are you???"
Will: "Your son???"
Wills Parents: "We have a son????"

They'd likely forget his name at times due to them having like 99 other children

Oh yeah I forgot that tends to happen with spiders
Wills Parents: "which one were you?"
Will: "Baby 37"
Wills Parents: "Oh YEAHHH, Will. You said you were gay for a human? Good for you."

He's the runt of them all

Which is the reason he's a shorty

The others are like 9-10 feet tall

Oh haha
They never let poor will play in any spider games
He must've been the Rudolph of the litter

Back when Will was actually normal, he felt self-conscious about his height and thought everyone judged him about it (the didn't)

Aw poor baby

And ever since the meat grinder incident, he does not care in the slightest

The actual WHAT

WHAT WAS THE MEAT GRINDER INCIDENT

Long story short, a drug cartel kidnapped Will and live-streamed them putting him in a meat grinder

Illy resurrected him, but messed it up, leaving only about 33% of Will's soul in his body, which is the reason he acts so weird

YOUR OCS ARE CRAZY

Yes

ARACHNIA MUST BE WILDING

Ong

If there's a war and Arachnia and the enemy just dumps a bunch of pesticides on Arachnia it's joever

the Raid airdrop

Instant Death

Genocide

Imagine meet the pyro but the pyro is one guy with a pressure washer with pesticides in it and every other class is an arachnan

Lmfao

One shudders to imagine what goes on in his mind
*The man is mentally ok he's just some soldiers*

Lmao

"YOU'RE A LUNATIC"
"I'm doing my job"

Casual Will

"YOU KILLED EVERYONE"
"not everyone, hold still"

💀

"wait WHA-- *FSSSSSSS* AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa..."

The raid was sprayed

THE RAID RAIDER

*Boss music*

*spider dance intensifies*

Fun fact, if you want Will to have an existential breakdown, show him the spider exhibit at a zoo

What if he found a spider in his house?
What if he saw someone kill a spider??

He'd be confused

What if someone KILLED one?

He'd be busy being confused about the spider

Makes sense

Ye

He just spaces out

Mhm

Mr: ew, spider! *kills spider* oh, sorry Will! Did I offend you? Will? Hello??
Will: 0_0

*A Burning Memory plays*

*space age music*

Lmao

*Otherside(Minecraft) playing*