Hate myself for this

*slaps you hard across the face so it leaves a red mark* There.

common gardi W

Uncommon*
I take many Ls

Ow…that hurt.

But there is red on your face now, yes?
So you're technically blushing about 40% now

I don’t know if that counts.

But it was smart 😎

Uh…guess you are right.

But still it doesn’t really count all that much.