anD THEN THEY ApoliGIZED I FEEL BaD LIKE IM JuST sTUPID

I have
ALL THE RIZZ

rizz me plz

Are you from France?
‘Cause Eiffel for you

You owe me a drink.
Because I dropped mine when I saw you

Do we go to school together? Cause I could’ve sworn we have chemistry

A peach like you should totally pear with me.

Same

It doesn't get easier

Me neither

If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put 'u' and 'i' together.

I dropped something when i saw you. My jaw.

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning? 'Cause you look 'magically delicious'.

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you lost ma'am? 'Cause heaven is a long way from here.

It's a good thing i have a library card. 'Cause I'm totally checking you out.

People call me a pervert, but you can call me tonight(:

See my friend over there? They want you to know that i think you're really cute.

Are you physics? 'Cause there is no way I'm gonna pass you.

Brrrrrrr! My hands are cold. Can i stick them down your pants to warm the up?

You could spam me all week non-stop and i still wouldnt unsubscribe.

Idk what to say so here's a pickup line 🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Roses are red, voilets are blue. im not that pretty but damn look at you!

Do you like disney movies? coz you look like my happily ever after

You must be tired! You've been running through my mind since before i got up

Wanna hear the date i have planned for us? We'll have a picnic in a hot air balloon, there will be fireworks, we'll land and id rent out an entire theater so we could watch whatever we f**king like bc why tf not, afterwards we'll leap on some dirtbikes and go for a mountain ride into the sunset.
Or maybe i'll just f**k you in the back of my parents car in a macca's carpark, idk we'll figure something out...

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks.

Are you religious? bc youre the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a magician? bc whenever i look at you, everyone else disappears.

I'm almost ready for some fun. my report already have F's and N's, all i need is U

I cant wait to see Oliver.

Here i am. what are your other two wishes?

I might not be no Fred Flintstone, but can i make your bedrock?

So you have 3 options, you can choose from:
1- cheesey pickup line Hey, you owe me a drink. bc when i saw you i dropped mine
2- dirty pickup line Are you a Great White? 'Cause i have a lot of swimmers for you to swallow
3- 2 dirty pickup lines Hey are you a farmer? bc you sure know how to raise a cock! Are your parents bakers? bc ur a cutie pie

My friends call me SugarLips, wanna know why?

are you https? bc without you im just ://

NUMBER 11 IM DYING

11 actually works 1/5 of the time, recommend it for any perverted ladies

bro has 8 on its side rizz

thank you, i try

Titanic...... Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker

You should come over here and do some "We shouldn't be doing this here" kind of things with me.

Are you a camera? Because everytime i look at you, i have no choice but to smile>

Horse: *Walks into bar*
Bartender: Hey
Horse: Yes please
---------- I'm my dad's favorite joke

My love for you is like dividing by zero. it cannot be defined. And hopefully it changes nothing.

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise to give it right back.

I need to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single.

I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.

If beauty was sunlight, you'd shine from a million miles away.

Are you chocolate pudding, because I want to spoon you all night long.

Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.

Don’t you think you have got to check if you have diabetes? Because you are the sweetest.

For you I can be 100% made of sugar so that I will be enough sweet for you.

Girl I love to see and experience the sweetest you can be.

Girl my taste buds almost always craves for chocolate but now it craves for you.

Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.

I am all for chocolate and falling in love with you.

I am craving for you more than I am craving for hot chocolate.

I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of flavored ice cream.

I feel better already with you holding my hand, sweets aren’t even needed.

I heard you are a chocolate lover I guess we are compatible darling.

I heard you have a stash of kisses in your dorm... Can i possibly get one from you?

I hope in all the stars that you and I will not have any expiration date.

list of rizz lines

some are bad, some are good