your opinion on the political view of anarchism?

"Um..."

im taking that as you are not an anarchist

"I'm not. I don't really think about politics much."

Do you like cheese

what are your opinion on bananas?

"I really like them! Plus, I've got a lot of recipes involving them."

thats cool, you cook?

"Yep! And according to my family, I'm pretty good at it!"

thats pretty cool :)

When will you be in my children’s basemen (is it nsfw?) (if it is then when is the prank call going to start)

Can you help me? My refrigerator is stuck in the chimney

"Um- what...?"

Well there was a squirrel trying to get into my house so I blocked the chimney with my refrigerator

"Why did you do that...?"

So the squirrel couldn’t get in

You shoulda boarded it up
What were you thinking?
Is this why you broke into my house to get spaghetti? Coz ur fridge in the chimney?

I had some boards but the colors didn’t go well with the fireplace

YOU COULD REPAINT THE AFTERWARDS

I ran out of paint

THEN BUY SOME

Well there’s no point now the squirrel isn’t trying to get into my house anymore

THEN PULL OUT THE FRIDGE

I’m trying!

Forget it

what if your table suddenly became fleshy and uncomfortable while you were eating dinner

.°/

"...Uhh-"

like, it wouldn’t be alive, but it would be made of flesh.

..are you ok man?

no, i’m shade

°./

"Um..."

what?

What is your favorite INDIE game?

Yeah!!!

"Hm? Oh, I really like Undertale!"

Cool! I personally prefer Deltarune. Because I like the new characters.. and it's easy. I'm not great at Undertale. I exclusively do pacifist.

"I just really love Undertale's story."

Yeah, that game's great too. But I just can't get past the first undyne fight. I'm trying for pacifist, but I just can't get the hang of the spears!

"Aw, that sucks. Who's your favorite character?"

If you're talking about Undertale, BURGERPANTS. He's just fun to talk to, in both games.
If you mean Deltarune, SPAMTON. I just REALLY love him

"I really like Alphys! She kinda reminds me of Lian."

Awww!! That's so sweet!!

":)"

°.)

YOU'RE AMAZING!!

"Awwww, you're so sweet! ^^"

I MEAN IT!

"Aww, you're making me blush! (PLATONICALLY)"

That's how you make me feel (!!! PLATONICALLY !!!) ALL THE TIME!!

"Awwww! :D"

I mean it!

"You're too sweet! ^^"

You are too!

"Anything else you'd like to ask me?"

Hmmmm....who is your best friend?

"You, of course! :)"

AWWWW!!

How are you so great at making people smile?

"I am?" (clueless)

You're great at it! You are probably the nicest person I know! You are most nice a person could possibly be!

"Awww, I'm not THAT great-"

Yes you are!!! You're amazing!!

"Really?"

"Love you! (PLATONICALLY‼️)"

C'MERE! *hug*

*tight hug*

*thinking* SHE GIVES THE BEST HUGS

":D"

Say, how's Lian doing?

"He's been good!"

Anyone done anything interesting lately?

"Um... not really. Just the usual!"

"same here!"