honestly clowns are just sexy as f**k. I mean have you ever actually seen one? I know they get all their credit for being silly and goofy and some asshole tricksters, but there's some good things to that tbh. Their endless resume for pulling the most unexpected shit ever could also be used in bed, also they're incredibly flexible so that's cool too i guess. Not to mention they're literally covered in some of the BRIGHTEST colors in existance, they're clearly trying to be noticed, but nooooo, we just make fun of them even when they're the hottest thing in the freezer.