"Some things in life don't have explanations. Like me knowing you're soon about to meet your next 'boytoy' or whatever the devil you people call them."
You are walking around, eating candy corn for whatever reason. You then suddenly start to hear a voice in your head. It kind of sounds like a walkie talkie or something. After a bit of glitches, the voice takes form: A "human"oid figure wearing a vest, goggles, a headset and jeans, with a floating triangular head and his hands behind his back. WDYD?