touch what?

OH MY

Not touch, finger. Also, would you like to join me in cleaning my f-hole?

Nah

Ok, I'll clean my violin myself.

XD

Just uncapitilize the a in A Minor

Oh crap! *appear behind me* OKAY, ADIOS MOTHAF-
KABOOM! I've stepped on a mine. And all my explosives go off. And the base goes down with all of us in it. No one got the bounty. Except my brother. L bro, I still get the 40 mil and the 1 bil.

Expect me, because I had escaped the room from the window and had run as fast as I could with a biller wound far away from the building

Except I have my brother's STRIKE (Stupid Team that Rejects Internal Killer Empulses) Team ready to kill you with a SRK (Snipers Ready to Kill) Assault team. They see you and hit you in the foot, head, right and left lungs, and heart. You fall to the ground where the STRIKE Team finds you and, well, finishes you off.

Nope, they didn’t, it was a decoy (one of my soldiers) and I got away quickly and got far away. (Please don’t make me die)

0_0

BOOM. You now have some dark humor

It's darker than Africans

It's also darker than your dad's shadow

That made no sense, didn't it.

Sort of?

Sorry. You're a witness. BOOM! *he falls as well*

Me: *is still alive, but just barely. Smiles evilly* “you might have won this time but this plan was all a play-along, my soldiers have already completed their plan. It was a success”.

Aight we did it bro. Here's your share. *shoves over $20 million* You did well.

Ok. Anyways, wanna be friens?

Aight who we killin. I got a bounty request. It's open so it's anyone as long as they're famous. You in?

Yeah!!!!!!

Ok, we're at the vantage point. Sniper ready? Al. AL! WAKE UP!

Yep! Ready to roll!

Aight who we killing?

Idk, you pick

Let's go wiiiitthhhh... Bezos.

Ok

Now, sorry dude. Because our, well, my, next target is..*pulls pistol out* you.

Are you trying to scare me!? I’m not scared

I'm not kidding. Lauren sent me the bounty. She offered a billion. I'm sorry Al. Goodbye. *pulls trigger* BOOM. *you fall to the floor with a thud* I really am sorry Alastor.

The person I was with: nooooo!!!! What the f**k have have you done to him!!!! You bastard!!!

Laugh now, try laughing when you realize that if you live in a major city, you have a nuke trained on you.

Well the thing is……. I live in the country .

Intesify was the word your mom described how you were born.

No wtf

Good. You can kill there and get away with it, Alastor.

*evil laughter intensifies*