WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS SOMETHING IS CRINGE AND THEN YOU SAY "YOUR MOTHER" AND THEY REPLY SAYING "YEAH, DEAD PEOPLE ARE CRINGE AREN'T THEY?"
WHAT DO YOU DO; YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SAID YOUR MOM IN THE FIRST PLACE; *LEAVES BUT THEN SENDS THEN A TEN POUND BAG OF CHOCOLATE*; *COMFORT THEM*; "WELL IT'S A GOOD THING WE DON'T LIVE IN OHIO THEN RIGHT?"; *AWKWARD SILENCE*; "LIKE MY DAD RIGHT? HE'S NOT DEAD BUT..."; "BECAUSE I'M EVIL, I'LL IGNORE YOUR EXISTENCE FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS."; *JUST LEAVES*; "ARE ONLY DEAD PEOPLE CRINGE? IF SO, WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?"