Give it scriches (For people who dont have a pet bird that means pet it)

bishkek: KAW (happy noises) KAW

I communicate with it about the escape plan.

yes, eat the parrot

*sucks its soul out*

Eat the parrot

bishkek: (the parrot keeps clawing and scratching your mouth, gums, teeth, etc)

MOON :Har har my mouth is metal dummy I’m FINE :D

>:D

bishkek: (pisses and craps)

yum

bishkek: KAW you dirty b*s*a*d! KAW

shush

bishkek: (he puts his feet onto the roof of your mouth and then his body onto the bottom of your mouth.)

Chomp…