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YOU GO WITH HIM TO A FIGHT CLUB; (NO JOKE OR BAMBI) | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Thunderpug 3000 | image tagged in thunderpug 3000 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Thunderpug: "I would say I am decently talented at mortal combat"
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Mako: yea but are you good at real fighting?
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Thunderpug: "are built-in weapons allowed, or is it fists (or paws only)
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*(or paws) only?"
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Anything you want, just no overpowering magic
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Thunderpug: "I have no need for magic. All my weaponry is built in and retractable at any given time."
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Ok
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Thunderpug: "let's fight then!!"
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Ok your up first
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Thunderpug: *steps onto fight ring/arena/whatever its called*
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*stands outside*
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Aries- hey.
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Hey! It’s been a while
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Aries- yeah! it definitely has.
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How’s Jaden?
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Aries- He's doing pretty well.
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(You remember him right?)
Good
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(yes i do :D)
Aries- yeah, how are your kids?
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*suddenly seems sad* about that… Mary died
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Aries- What!?
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Yea… someone broke in and shot her… the girls ran away blaming me for her death… I tracked down the guy and killed him
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Aries- good...I'm sorry for your loss.
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Thanks… I’m trying to find the girls now but I don’t think they want to see me…
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Aries- it might be best to leave them be...let them get a feel for the real world
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But the oldest is only 12! I’m worried!
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Aries- Hey at least theres more than just one of them, the oldest should have enough common sense you know.
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Their 3 years apart in age!
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Aries- and? I get it's your kids but you can't baby them forever you know.
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I know but I’m a dad! I have to worry
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Aries- well learn to stop worrying.
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I can’t! They couldve been kidnapped!
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Aries- I doubt they have.
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IM SORRY FOR ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT MY KIDS!!
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Aries- Get a grip! They will probably come back eventually, its what kids do, the act like they leave then they will come back because they know dayum well they cant do anything by themselves!
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I taught them how to fight and survive! And little miss Cornflower thinks she’s good enough alone
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Aries- she probably is.
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HEY!
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Aries- I mean its probably true.
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THATS NOT F**KING HELPING!
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Aries- Well what do you want me to do!? Look for YOU'RE kids!? That's your job you know!
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I DONT GIVE A F**K I JUST NEED HELP!
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Aries- Ask the police you IDIOT!
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What did you think I did! Just let them run off! I searched for them myself then asked the police!
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Aries- so just wait till the police find them.
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No!
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Aries- have fun then. oh and good luck.
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*screams in rage and storms off*
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Aries- *shakes her head slowly*
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PA: Aires and Cornflower! Get ready to fight! I repeat, Aires and Cornflower prepare to fight!
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Aries- well, guess thats me.
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*a lot of people start cheering for you*
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Aries- I wonder if this person is going to absolutely hate me or be a good sport...like that would ever happen. heh.
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??: *walks out to the arena in some kinda ninja costume*
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Aries- interesting...I like your outfit.
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?
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Aries- you know this is a fight club right? not trying to be offensive.
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My dad brought me to this place
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Aries- and who's your father?
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Mako, no need for you to know though.
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Aries- he's looking for you, you know.
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I know, but he won’t find me
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Aries- how so? and why? he's worried to death about you, and I mean DEATH.
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Our mom died because she couldn’t protect her! How the f**k is he supposed to protect us!
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Aries- thats what back up plans are for, you can go with him and if things go south you can run for the hills and find someone you feel safe with to stay till the threat is gone, I thought of better plans on the fly when I was your age.
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There’s no one else! Those robbers killed everyone else I know I can run to before hitting us!
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Aries- well if you ever need help you can always run to me, i still keep quite a few secrets, and I know a place to get away from mako if necessary
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You’d actually do that for us?
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Aries- of course I would! I'm more of an in the middle person, I dont pick sides.
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…I don’t f**king believe you *runs at you and attacks*
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Aries- *kicks them* Mako come get your kid!
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Mako: ! Cornflower! *runs to the stadium*
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Aries- I don't want to hurt your kid!
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*busts in while the guards try to stop him*
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Aries- *glares at cornflower*
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Cornflower: *surprised about him fighting the guards*
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Aries- see he cares.
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Mako: *pulls out a knife*
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Aries- Mako Dont kill them! its their job!
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*the guards turn him away*
Mako: LET ME IN! I WANT SEE MY DAUGHTER!
Cornflower: *just surprised*
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Aries- hey uh...cornflower...I suggest you go over there before Mako kills everyone here.
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DAD! *takes off the mask* STOP! *runs to him and hugs him*
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Aries- and there you go.
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Mako: *hugs back tight*
Cornflower: I’m so sorry… I didn’t mean to-
Mako: shh… hey it’s ok, I love you
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Aries- alright get over the mushy "love you" stuff.
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*more security cops run in*
Cornflower: Dad… remember when you said you used to be a spy?
Mako: yea?
Cornflower: that could be really handy right now
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Aries- you don't say, short stack?
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Both: hey!
Mako: *throws a smoke bomb*
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Aries- there you go.
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Mako: where’s your sister?
Cornflower: in the crowd!
Mako: Aires can you find her?
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Aries- If I must. *begins looking around*
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*you see a 10 year old girl running around panicking*
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Aries- *runs up to her and picks her up by her shirt.* This one?
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Mako: yea! Pick her up normally!
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Aries- Fine! *holds the child normally*
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*runs over* Hazel!
Hazel: *panicking*
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Aries- Your child is weird.
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Mako: *glares and picks up Hazel*
Cornflower: great! Now can we leave now?
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Aries- yes, yes you can.
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Mako: your not leaving?
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Aries- I still havent gotten a real fight in but yeah sure I can leave
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*more security comes* well we better go now!
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Aries- Definitely!
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*runs with the kids*
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Aries- *follows*
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*gets into the car he took there*
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Aries- Can I catch a ride?
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Get in!
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Aries- *gets in quickly* Thanks!
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*drives*
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Aries- *looks out the window*
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*you hear sirens behind you*
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Aries- well crap.
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Cornflower: Dad go off road!
Mako: are you sure?!
Cornflower: just do it!
Hazel: *scared*
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Aries- You trust your fathers driving?
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Mako: you ever wonder why I always let you drive when we were spies?
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Aries- ok yeah fair
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*sharp turn*
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Aries- Mako!
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I don’t know what I’m doing!
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Aries- Well figure it out! Or I might as well get my head slammed against the glass and get a concussion!
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Can you drive please?!
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Aries- Gladly!
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*switches seats*
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Aries- *begins driving way better than Mako*
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*holding Hazel*
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Aries- How did you drive that bad?
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I never got my drivers license!
Cornflower: I thought you did!
Mako: yea I know!
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