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Bro are you a capitalist?
Ok.

Not really, I just want to hop on the trend for free fake internet points

Hey baby… I might be an organ farmer because I want your heart…

💀/🤥

Is that bad?

Honestly I have no clue. It’s pretty good tbh.

Are you money? Because I want more of you

Crappy ik

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Are you a third-world oil-rich country in the Middle East? Because I want to be inside you

"You are fired from M X technologies. You have unlimited reapplies, but you must not do what you got fired for to stay with the technological company. If you have sex in the building, I will have to file a restraining order that you gotta stay away from a 0.3 mile radius of the headquarters and working buildings.